emily

none of these thoughts are my own

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

sometimes i don’t want a wax but i also don’t want a full bush. i really just want a nice trim. but i want someone else to do it to make it neat and manicured. someone gotta start doin coochie fades!!!

[nick ☭🔻 @strongerpotions]

i do not "style" my hair. i let it air-dry and if it looks like shit i kill myself

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[emily @emilydobbs]

I’m all for body positivity but Jesus Christ I really fucking hate myself

[Sour @The_Sourkraut]

Hot dog, get ya hot dog. Hot dog here! HOT DOG! Get ya dog 'ere!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Monday again

[Tim | Vite Ramen Founder @TimJZheng]

Locked in. Changing my life. Optimizing for peak efficiency

[peyton :3 @guntomyheadlol]

Top 5 female experiences
- realizing ur kinda chopped
- getting called fat for the first time
- realizing it was SA
- developing an Ed
- crashing out over a guy you never dated

[Cardi BTEC @amelia_perrin]

when he was a beanpole who looked like he hadn’t slept in two weeks covered in awful stick and poke tattoos i was FROTHING at the mouth and now i feel nothing. something i should probably address internally

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

baby, they can’t read those bibles.

[trish @ultragloss]

when ur a woman in a country that just elected a rapist who wants to take ur bodily autonomy away into office but u still have to go to work and send emails

[Talia Lichtstein @talialichtstein]

Didn’t you kill a woman

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

My therapist gave me this and said, "that's you"

[yana @yanberrie]

me after seeing how fat i look in a picture

[Tom @tomsnyds]

One thing about me is that I am absolutely going to load a dishwasher incorrectly

[Risotto Broad ☭ @esthers_ghost]

watching the Thin Blue Line crowd vote for the felon and the ACAB crowd vote for the cop