Emily

Come @ me bro

[ben ! @bens_bender]

it’s hard to overstate how much this is just the beginning lol

[witty, irreverent, about nothing @makakiavelli2]

as a ~2020 essential worker~ the way ppl talk about this “quarantine” has always cracked me up. y'all were not held captive, you were at my job harassing me!

[romanistan zindabad @djangofetts]

like i've seen the argument that pre-cut and pre-prepared fruit/veg/salads/etc are beneficial and accessible for disabled people, but i never considered that would also apply to me, A Disabled Person

[Fatma Özkaya @fatmaozkayaa]

Çeviri özelliği gösterdi ki dünya küçük bir köy ve o köydeki bulaşıkları kadınlar yıkıyor.

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

America's average retirement age (85) is now 6 years older than America's average age of death (79).

[Emily @emilydoesthing]

@soigomaa This exact thing happened to me. He said almost the same thing. “So I would look less masculine.” I had wonderful long canines, my friends used to call me a vampire, now they’re shorter than all my other teeth.

[Emily @emilydoesthing]

@BruceWanker @solomonmissouri In cool running water in the sink, not just sitting in a bowl of water for 3 hours

[Cam Higby 🇺🇸 @camhigby]

🚨🧊NO ICE ZONE

Protestors have declared Minneapolis Autonomous Zone 2.0 at the site of today’s shooting. The zone has 2 layers of makeshift walls in both directions.

It also appears to be protected by MPD and Tim Walz’s National Guard.

[yung agamben @YAgamben]

We ride on the wings of an immense angel through the bowels of infinite space, and you’re blackpilling?

[Lauren @laurennUTD]

At this time of year, it’s professional shoppers only. My mum trained me up from 14, my brother was never allowed.

You simply cannot be bringing your 3 kids, husband and mum-in-law to tesco I’m afraid.

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

worst part of having been a cashier is that now, sometimes, while shopping, you are the idiot customer. there is nothing you can do about it. the tables have turned. im staring at a screen that says “push green button” - yet, i am doing nothing. why? no one knows. i am a customer

[Emily @emilydoesthing]

@ptr_to_joel My workplace is NEXT DOOR to the funeral home my coworkers’ service was performed. We were all told we could go to the visitation, but none of the people in his department attended.

[antonia @thebirthofvnus]

watching gothic horror and nodding my head the whole time so everyone knows i approve of the sick twisted romantic perverted shit

[i hate satoru gojo @radioactivloser]

“So then I asked ChatGPT-“

[Emmy Potter @emmylanepotter]

Gonna frame a photo of Zohran on my wall like Catholic grandmothers did with JFK

[🦢 @meishato]

i love blocking people. you have displeased me for the last time. vanish from my sight

[van haley @vanhaley_yt]

i wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend

[Uju Anya @UjuAnya]

Slavery. Through mass incarceration. They will arrest people who are angry, hungry, protest, etc. and jail them in for-profit prisons where they’re forced to work for free or next to nothing. This will terrorize others who will stay quiet, obey, and rat out their neighbors.

[Emily @emilydoesthing]

What I’m learning is the lion has anxiety and a penchant to disassociate. We are wishing the lion well on his journey to recovery.