Emily Hoeper

CEO of no poker face

[JäC Däddy @jac_daddy_4_]

Do y’all lock your car immediately after getting in, or are you a guy?

[saddle @Slickaslimsadie]

As someone who asks whoever is over at my house to put my bed sheet on for me. I can’t relate-

[Emily Hoeper @emilyehoeper]

if people NEED it to survive (nutritious food, clean water, etc.) it’s a birth right, not a class issue you dumb fucks

[Emily Hoeper @emilyehoeper]

how do we tell the people who supported everything that happened at the capital on january 6, that they can’t celebrate july 4

[Emily Hoeper @emilyehoeper]

my ex: idk why ur insecure, ur literally so beautiful
also my ex: other girls titties in camera roll

[Emily Hoeper @emilyehoeper]

bruh i cut off my own father don’t think i wouldn’t be that cold w/ you

[bella @isabellayoncee]

girls🤢🤢🤢 who 🤢🤢🤢 make🤢🤢🤢 fun 🤢🤢🤢 of🤢🤢🤢 their🤢🤢🤢friends🤢🤢🤢in🤢🤢🤢front 🤢🤢🤢of🤢🤢🤢 guys 🤢🤢🤢to🤢🤢🤢 get 🤢🤢🤢 their🤢🤢🤢attention 🤢🤢🤢

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

i would eat every single meal out of a bowl if i could plates are extremely overrated and that’s my opinion!!

[Alli @alli__keel]

I’ll braid the grass before i worry about why a bitch don’t like me

[three coffees and a nap guy @AynRandy]

if you're bored you can simply close your eyes and rotate a cow in your mind. it's free and the cops can't stop you

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

you are tough. you are scary. you are a good boy. but also a scary one. if the situation calls for it

[Emily Hoeper @emilyehoeper]

@Slickaslimsadie 🍃 all day 🤓 i hope you’re okay!

[Emily Hoeper @emilyehoeper]

of course i’m full of myself, it’s my world

[USA TODAY Politics @usatodayDC]

Vice President Mike Pence confirmed early Thursday that Joe Biden defeated President Donald Trump, officially ending the 2020 presidential race that Trump has refused to concede and after a violent day at the U.S. Capitol. https://t.co/MViaO1KHQ3

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

trump might as well have ended that video with, “daddy loves u very much kitten”