emily ✂️

homo estas

[FLETCHER @findingfletcher]

someone in the elevator of my apartment building just asked me if i was fletcher and i debated on saying no because of how ugly i look today

[emily ✂️ @emilyestess_]

if ur kid storms the capitol, u failed

[emily ✂️ @emilyestess_]

7 days without pasta makes one weak

[Jess Still @jessjstill]

why does posting on instagram feel so embarrassing and invasive lol

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is called the domino effect

[emmi @emdawger]

They killed a cop by beating him with a fire extinguisher and it really goes to show that blue lives matter was never about honoring the police force, but about silencing the black lives matter movement

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

In this moment of unrest, violence and anger, we must remember the words of Dr. King, “Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.” Let each of us try to be a light to see our country out of this dark moment.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

When our children and grandchildren ask us where we were at this moment in time, we’re going to tell them what we did: that we didn’t stop calling and texting people, telling them what was at stake in the Georgia runoffs.

[emily ✂️ @emilyestess_]

@realDonaldTrump @RudyGiuliani ****trump virus

[emily ✂️ @emilyestess_]

thank u Bob Dylan for spending 884 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/cQw8THBDQW

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

I called Joe Biden, and I held up the phone to let him hear Brooklyn cheering.

He loved it.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!

[emily ✂️ @emilyestess_]

@sydneyhajduk shayna got covid and you’re celebrating?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Stay in line, folks.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Beau Biden was not a loser.

[emily ✂️ @emilyestess_]

@realDonaldTrump Because drug testing presidential nominees is infantile.

[emily ✂️ @emilyestess_]

@louiseseely I fucking love you

[Ethan bendickson @EthanBendickson]

Any other dudes beat their dick to the Snapchat filter that makes you female?

[Eron (Re-Education) @professordarwin]

I heard a good question today...

Why is murder an appropriate response to property damage

But property damage isn't an appropriate response to murder?