emilyfloot

Just a sour woman living in a sour world.

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

i’m New York raised
iced and praised
my .99 price still alive
KNICKS IN FIVE

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

the best part of sports is millions of people around the world believing that their superstition is the deciding factor in their teams success

[Laura Albanese @AlbaneseLaura]

With all due respect, if you never had a green MetroCard and a Regents diploma, you can keep your Knicks celebration on a low simmer

[andrew dallos @adallos]

New York City today

[emilyfloot @emilyfloot]

@em_Seq Never heard a single person in queens say Lurr

[emilyfloot @emilyfloot]

@DanAmira A lot of Gen Z and younger are starting to pronounce is as “lurr” as well as a lot of transplants.

[dianna @runwildkian]

A white boy summer is brewing in Queens

[Mike Janela🇵🇹 @MikeJanela]

🚨GIVEAWAY🚨

Mets are hot, sun is shining -- let's get somebody a little brand new swag. Tags still on this baby, one-size-fits-all, leather brim and strap

You know how it goes: random winner picked in 48 hours. Be following me and RT to be entered

[dianna @runwildkian]

Is that not the Lorax

[Brian @metsfanbrian2]

This is how David Stearns makes PB&J

[emilyfloot @emilyfloot]

@MikeJanela Just let a girl know when she can get one again. We had family dreams of having matching track suits 😔

[emilyfloot @emilyfloot]

@MikeJanela Sir….I have a bone to pick with you. Due to your tweet about the velour track suit…it is now sold out at the team store. My Tony Soprano dreams died today.

[will @will_nba_hater]

Fun fact, when Citi field sings “I’ve got sunshine….” It’s actually referring to the heat from the eternal fire of Hell. It’s a textbook Stockholm syndrome situation.

[Ryan Rosenblatt, Back to Back World Series Champ @RyanRosenblatt]

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED

EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

adhd is so stupid. like why have I been holding my pee for 45 minutes

[Mike Janela🇵🇹 @MikeJanela]

“The Mets went from 0-5 to OMG, you can handle a 3-4 start”

[April @aprilglick]

does it ever drive you crazy
just how fast the night changes

[⋆˚࿔ 𝓐lexis 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @mupbrina]

I’m bored let’s green light The Muppet Show

[emilyfloot @emilyfloot]

Okay @NYCMayor what are we going to do about the NWR constantly having the brakes activated at Lexington which delays everyone from getting home to Astoria…this happens at least 3 times a week. We need a reliable train!! We only have the one!!