Emily Schultz

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[Emily Schultz @EmilyFran2]

Sooo if you think your having an awkward day I just sat in class for over in hour not knowing a pair of underwear was stuck to my scarf 😩

[Papa Paul @Paulcito_]

Empathy vs Sympathy

some of y’all need to watch this 🗣

[Ed Helms @edhelms]

Growing a mustache for a movie role, and I find it legitimately hard not to make this face all day long.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I never understand why chicks on bachelor hug a dude who just dumped them. Slap him in the face and kick his ass out. Cry after cameras leave. Have a spine. #Bachelor Oh and Colton stop being a virgin you pussy.

[Imus @WhereMyImusAt]

Guys on @TMZ_Sports talking about viewing the bob kraft video...dude is fat 77 year old wrinkled up pasty white mess lying on a bug infested massage table getting his worm burped ...
you will never unsee that shit. Baby eating piece of shit! Stop it!

[GABRIEL @gabrielzamora]

This is how everyone sings the alphabet right?

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

“My name is Andrew Bernard, I was with a group called Dunder Mifflin”

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Me:

[Sarah Baska @SarahBaska]

if u were one of those kids that called spaghetti “pussghetti” i don’t trust ur ass

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Just a daddy long legs looking for his mommy wide thighs.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Paint me like one of your French bulldogs.

[d @duster_16]

Forget turkey, real Gs know the true star of thanksgiving dinner is

𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓭

ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ

🅟 🅞 🅣 🅐 🅣 🅞 🅔 🅢

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

THANKFUL for my family! 🙏🏽

[Emily Schultz @EmilyFran2]

my thought process when I’m considering skipping a class

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

My gut feeling: Don’t do it
Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I think I’m gonna do it

[jasmine @jsmnag]

MY FRIEND RAFAEL DRESSED UP AS EDNA MODE PLS WATCH THIS

[Emily Schultz @EmilyFran2]

I miss MTV cribs

[Emily Schultz @EmilyFran2]

@AlyssaaaAnthony so good!!

[Emily Schultz @EmilyFran2]

@AlyssaaaAnthony literally already finished it 🙁🙁🙁

[mikey @mikeytj]

When people say 6ix9ine is a pedophile I don’t mean he acts a bit creepy or messages underage girls. When he was 19, him and 2 other men filmed themselves touching a naked 13 year old girl. He admitted to this is court. Stop supporting him