Emily

She/her/hers Project Manager, Agile Enthusiast, Event Planner, Obsessive DIY crafter and list maker.

[Emily @emilyfreas]

" ... not for glory and least of all for profit, but to create out of the materials of the human spirit something which did not exist before." ~William Faulkner

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

The Long History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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[Emily @emilyfreas]

@phillyswiftieee She doesn't stop b/c they can't secure every window of every building surrounding them. She moves quickly, directly, covered by guards, straight into a bullet proof'd car. The 'fans' there are garbage, I completely agree, but she's moving that way because the world is dangerous.

[Lindsey Boylan @LindseyBoylan]

Why. Is. This. Not. Bigger. News.

[Emily @emilyfreas]

@katequeram @sportswithjohn @rjgianfortune There is no debate. You either have a bidet or you have an unacceptable bathroom experience!

[Emily @emilyfreas]

@HUGAFLOWER @TristanSnell @threadreaderapp Lol it’s three tweets… did you really need it unrolled?

[Emily @emilyfreas]

@Noetrope @mrose1965 How much could it cost … ten dollars?!?!?!

[Emily @emilyfreas]

@phuzzykins Nope. That’s it. You’re a kombucha gay now. Let us know when you’re maintaining the health of your Scooby (or whatever the fuck it’s called). ❤️💛💚💜🤍💙🧡

[Emily @emilyfreas]

@NeolithicSheep “This could be our last night on earth. You don’t want to die a virgin … do you?” ~Independence Day

[Emily @emilyfreas]

@hankgreen Here is Cake, my current foster kitty with his favorite ball. He is available for adoption!!! #houstontexas #AdoptDontShop

[The Houston Museum of Natural Science ❤️🦖🧠🌌 @hmns]

Ladies and gentleman... Her 🌹

Meg has officially bloomed, Houston! Visit the Cockrell Butterfly Center to get a whiff of this highly anticipated corpse flower.

Purchase tickets: https://t.co/pU8tZTC3zD

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

(THREAD) There’s so much Elongelical copium today in my comments I figure it’s time for a thread on Musk that’s exclusively made up of major-media reports on him. Want the truth about Elon? RT this. (Be aware he’ll sic his Community Notes stormtroopers on any words he dislikes.)

[Emily @emilyfreas]

@arnmikl We still wear masks in air travel cause it’s nice not having a cold when you get back from a trip. Honestly, it makes me wonder why we didn’t wear masks before.

[Emily @emilyfreas]

Its me, I’m the problem

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A List of Things People Blamed on Short Skirts

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[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A List of Things People Blamed on Short Skirts

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[Emily @emilyfreas]

@phuzzykins I dunno … will you wear it?

[Emily @emilyfreas]

@yedoye_ I feel like this is the only tweet I’m ever going to need ever the rest of my life.

[Emily @emilyfreas]

@evan7257 @RottenInDenmark Yup the “Greater Houston Area”

[Emily @emilyfreas]

@Amanda96988857 @Pistachio @caro What’s a trad woman?

[Emily @emilyfreas]

@RocCalli @ask_aubry ShE jOkEs!!!

[Emily @emilyfreas]

@RickB69244818 @Boenau You’re responsible for teaching all of them which lane is theirs.