emilyrose

You can have everything you want, just not all at once.

[Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin]

Stop what you’re doing. Sound on. How does this thread make you feel as an American?

[emilyrose @emilygrimaldi]

And know that what he has in mind for you is so much more than you imagine ✝️✨

[emilyrose @emilygrimaldi]

God has a bigger plan for you than you have for yourself ✨✝️✨

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

If I had a dollar for every bad date I've been on, I wouldn't have to date anymore because I'd be independently wealthy.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I just want a nice man to take me out for food, drinks, and whisper into my ear "let me pay your student loans."

[emilyrose @emilygrimaldi]

@JJWatt can you just marry me already? 😍 #perfection

[emilyrose @emilygrimaldi]

@mikebrownv1 I call it confidence building

[emilyrose @emilygrimaldi]

@mikebrownv1 please, been there done that. I actually eat every meal alone #singleloser

[emilyrose @emilygrimaldi]

Eating alone at a bar is so liberating

[emilyrose @emilygrimaldi]

@dnangzz @kathryn_dennis ummmm where have you been? #welcomeaboard #teamkathryn

[emilyrose @emilygrimaldi]

What's worse? Being pale af or smelling like straight up self-tanner?

[emilyrose @emilygrimaldi]

Daylight savings would be cool and all if we actually got to see some daylight instead of this cold ass depression mist we are getting.

[Katie Yeager @Katiebyeager]

I hustle like a man because I was raised not to depend on one

[emilyrose @emilygrimaldi]

Body goals. I'll take either.

[emilyrose @emilygrimaldi]

I really want a succulent garden. 🌵🌱 #goals #dreambig

[emilyrose @emilygrimaldi]

To the chubby black kid huffing and puffing up and down the basketball court, you're my spirit animal.

[emilyrose @emilygrimaldi]

I would do A LOT of terrible things to look like Jennifer Lopez.

[emilyrose @emilygrimaldi]

All day I say oh wow really? And there's a 90% chance I wasn't listening to what the kid was saying #teacheroftheyear

[Val @itsvalos]

self-control is boring

[emilyrose @emilygrimaldi]

It's kindness week at school and my "kindness buddy" has either forgotten or doesn't think I'm deserving of kind acts.