hex girlfriend

pure of heart, dumb of ass

[hex girlfriend @emilygrody]

@retroartiste I tweet for the girls coming out of my wallpaper

[hex girlfriend @emilygrody]

hbo just confirmed that white lotus season 3 will take place in the great wolf lodge, largest indoor water park in the southeastern united states

[hex girlfriend @emilygrody]

shoutout to hamburger bun toast

[hex girlfriend @emilygrody]

@maryzipan hell yeah!! i’m definitely due for an athens day soon

[hex girlfriend @emilygrody]

@maryzipan do you bartend there now? I want a mary crafted cocktail

[hex girlfriend @emilygrody]

@theavalkyrie ❤️❤️❤️

[hex girlfriend @emilygrody]

@maryzipan yes extremely blonde

[hex girlfriend @emilygrody]

I would like to formally apologize to michael from my fifth grade class for making fun of him for reading twilight. that was not very mlm/wlw solidarity of me

[hex girlfriend @emilygrody]

dunkin should do a donut with flinstones vitamins as sprinkles

[hex girlfriend @emilygrody]

well this doesn’t bode well

[hex girlfriend @emilygrody]

so many of my friends from my youth turned out to be gay that at this point, if we were ever more than acquaintances you need to read the lesbian master doc

[hex girlfriend @emilygrody]

normalize toilet seats that don’t lift up. we need to stop coddling men

[hex girlfriend @emilygrody]

we’re like six months tops from the first annual hunger games

[hex girlfriend @emilygrody]

trying to study in a coffee shop and this old woman next to me just had the loudest phone conversation where she twice repeated her social security number

[hex girlfriend @emilygrody]

instead of asking “is anyone sitting here?” this girl asked me “do you have a friend to sit next to?” and now i’m crying

[hex girlfriend @emilygrody]

I should’ve known I was gay when I preferred the sharpay and ryan version of What I’ve Been Looking For

[hex girlfriend @emilygrody]

me still using my iphone 7 and the wired headphones that came with it in 2021 is camp