Emily Halprin

don't kid yourself, i'm gonna die or beat you at everything.

[Emily Halprin @emilyhalprin]

So creative I stay organized with @PostitCanada #Postitcampus #queens #pt421

[Emily Halprin @emilyhalprin]

@religionandkids playing on the playground

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Car alarm. Why are you going off still? Why do you pause and tease me with silence? #whereisowner #loud #nosilentnight

[Emily Halprin @emilyhalprin]

Whelp according to my prof I look like a Peter, who have thought? #thatsnotmyname

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The boy and his compadres play music 79/2014 all new to me #music #basicbitch

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Taking the opportunity to apologise for anything and to anyone I've wronged this year. Here's hoping we're book of life material. #YomKippur

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returning to housewife duty tomorrow my love @StephClayts #noscurvy #honeyimhome

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Forgot I had tinder on my phone, reading old messages and peeing my pants... Did you know I'm awesome and pretty good looking? #tinder #joke

[Emily Halprin @emilyhalprin]

I love pride, you never see this many interesting beautiful people any other time. #worldpride2014

[Emily Halprin @emilyhalprin]

Just a little German reggae to start your weekend. #chills #friends #german #seeed

[Emily Halprin @emilyhalprin]

Questioning cartoon logic and demolishing pancakes.

[Emily Halprin @emilyhalprin]

I recommend the Shoppers Drug Mart at Princess Street in Kingston. Click to see why: http://t.co/hWVeCKq9Oe

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Dear second year - it was a time but I'm finally so over with you.

[Emily Halprin @emilyhalprin]

Often in the winter and more so now in spring/summer I find myself wondering what a 20 year old is supposed to do with two fur coats.

[Emily Halprin @emilyhalprin]

i'm over the fact that i will probably spend more time in stauffer this summer than i did during the school year.

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if today gets any better i may do a celebratory dance routine in my new window - don't worry you can see it from the park #kingston lol

[Emily Halprin @emilyhalprin]

I'm 90% sure that there is a crazy person ranting at this professor right now about gematria.

[Emily Halprin @emilyhalprin]

@Lexandraa super soldier serum to prevent heartburn

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Also into skittles

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I really like Tom Jones.