emily brouwer ☼

i figure if I'm gonna be a mess I might as well be a hot mess.

[emily brouwer ☼ @emilyisscoool]

Why be moody when you can shake yo booty

[emily brouwer ☼ @emilyisscoool]

Lol so far 2024 sucksssss

[emily brouwer ☼ @emilyisscoool]

Okay I just saw snow outside so that means I get to put up Christmas decorations 😁

[emily brouwer ☼ @emilyisscoool]

This weekend seems like a good weekend to decorate for fall 😏🎃

[emily brouwer ☼ @emilyisscoool]

Me: *thinks I’m eating healthy*

Also me: *continuously gains weight*

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[sarah @heavenbrat]

girls will sit under the sun and immediately feel like their mental health is cured (im girls)

[emily brouwer ☼ @emilyisscoool]

I hate myself and am disgusted with how much weight I’ve gained, so naturally I’m eating cookies for dinner

[emily brouwer ☼ @emilyisscoool]

I’d like to go on vacation somewhere warm 😭

[emily brouwer ☼ @emilyisscoool]

These sunny days are giving me lifeeeeee 🌞

[ǝ ǝ l ɐ ɥ @Haleebear1]

What do I do when I’m sad? Spend money lol

[emily brouwer ☼ @emilyisscoool]

So, like, normal people don’t get bloated after every single thing they eat??

[emily brouwer ☼ @emilyisscoool]

Okay I need blonde hair again

[emily brouwer ☼ @emilyisscoool]

I would like a whole new wardrobe

[emily brouwer ☼ @emilyisscoool]

@lillieann98 Hahahaha, that’s what you get when he hates Valentine’s Day 😂

[emily brouwer ☼ @emilyisscoool]

Everyone else’s husband on Valentine’s Day: *posts on social media or gets flowers or takes them out to dinner*

My husband on Valentine’s Day: “maybe we can go grocery shopping since everyone will be out to eat and it won’t be busy”

🤦🏼‍♀️

[emily brouwer ☼ @emilyisscoool]

This week is hard simply because I see all my memories on Facebook of how every year this week or next week I’ve gone to Florida. I need to go back 😭😭😭😭😭

[ǝ ǝ l ɐ ɥ @Haleebear1]

I want another puppy

[emily brouwer ☼ @emilyisscoool]

Yesterday didn’t even feel like my birthday

[emily brouwer ☼ @emilyisscoool]

Looks like I’ll be having snow for my birthday ⛄️😍

[emily brouwer ☼ @emilyisscoool]

@Haleebear1 I got one for the wedding and loved it! First day or 2 is a little orange but after that it’s perrrrrfect

[emily brouwer ☼ @emilyisscoool]

Having a spray tan makes me feel like a whole new person