Emily Hill

she/her

[Sloaneybee 💜🩸🐺 @chandler_lovez]

Witney at the Finale:

#DWTS

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

shout out to all the purple hearts out there

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

I love that Elon's big flex and "truth bomb" is that he worked for and helped make a pedophile the President of the United States

[Leanne 🤮 @shutupleanne]

i hope this email kills us both

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

Typical orange cat behavior 😂

[Michael Jolley @mjolley22]

Pretty annoyed that Colin Jost is funny, handsome, has ripped arms I just found out about, and managed to give flowers to his wife at the end of SNL without stealing the moment.

[𝕷𝖎𝖘𝖆 𝕵. 🥀 @babyliisaa]

This would’ve been on my MySpace page back in the day

[jynx @jynxbby]

my big 3? yapping, napping, & snacking

[Patricia Yamane @yamane_patricia]

Tis the Season☹️

[SF Giants on NBCS @NBCSGiants]

"I'm a fan of whoever's playing the Dodgers."

Bills QB Josh Allen hilariously admitted his World Series rooting interest as a Giants fan 😏

https://t.co/TGKeEyH59P

[↭ ʀᴇᴇꜱᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜᴇʀɢᴏᴏɴ ↭ @MalikHaelstrom]

the illegal aliens after their transgender operations

[dr.deadbeat daughter @dildoswagginsz]

the best thing about being alive is that sometimes there is a cat

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

yeah it’s called when my wife and I stop somewhere and get two sandwiches but we swap halves so each of us gets to try two different sandwiches

[summer cesar @WhatsUpGuysItsC]

Who wants to leave work and enjoy the weather with patio drinks

[Justin Kirkland @justinkirkland4]

Everyone criticizing Princess Kate’s photoshop job needs to calm down. She’s going through so much right now—for example, she’s dead.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

The fact that it’s 70 degrees in Chicago today is making me a massive massive Taylor swift fan. Fly ur fucking jet anywhere you want girl u worked hard for that shit

[Long Lost Leif Erikson @509RhymeAnimal]

If your church can afford a foot washing commercial for the Superbowl it should be pay taxes. Like a lot of taxes.