↠ emilia

Culver’s little bitch

[↠ emilia @emilykadolph]

I'm not very good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

[↠ emilia @emilykadolph]

I’VE BEEN SAYING

[༻Carly༺ @Xarluna]

Why is nobody on my feed talking about the Si Se Puede reference in Barbie because I SCREAMED at that fourth wall break. Greta really is a mastermind 😭

[↠ emilia @emilykadolph]

idk when I became a tears for fears stan but I’m not upset about it

[↠ emilia @emilykadolph]

every morning I play the game “is that another grey patch or did I just use too much dry shampoo?”

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Your reminder for when Republicans inevitably blame “mental health” for the shooting at Michigan State:

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

anne hathaway at the teen choice awards 2004

[↠ emilia @emilykadolph]

I actually love seeing everyone’s Spotify wrapped

[↠ emilia @emilykadolph]

get out there & cancel out your parents’ votes today 👏🏼

[levy @1929stockcrash]

i absolutely need to have an italian baby who gesticulates with the passion of a 64 year old sicilian man

[↠ emilia @emilykadolph]

I want whoever is in charge of building Kwik Trips put on road construction next

[↠ emilia @emilykadolph]

one thing that will 100% make me go feral every time is when I have my hand outstretched to take a customer’s payment & they throw it on the counter in front of me.

[megan @chismosavirus]

i can tell when my latte was made by a straight barista 😒

[↠ emilia @emilykadolph]

how come I didn’t get the gene that let’s you calmly swat hornets and wasps away instead of absolutely bolting at first sight

[↠ emilia @emilykadolph]

my drafts are an absolute lawless place

[Kwame @not_kwame]

Dang

[ry @literyture]

When people tell me that they want to get back into reading but can’t seem to find THAT BOOK, I have some go-to recs based on what made them love reading in the first place

— here are 56 of them 🧵

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Experts being mad that people don’t know all the same things as them is one of the worst looks.

[JUMEX 🪶 @vmpchriis]

i’m not downloading no new apps, if twitter and tiktok dies that’s it im fuckin free

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Too much. I need a bagel.