Emily

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’ve been impatiently waiting to tell you that my brand new single “Patient Zero” will be out on September 25 (!!!!!!!!!!!!) and it’s available to pre-order now at https://t.co/zSHpnhUTAJ for 24 hours. 0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

There is a style of dark humor that military and veterans have that civilians will never understand.

I was on a phone call today, and when asked what my background was, I stated EOD.

The guy replied, “you know, I’m pretty much EOD. I disarmed an IED.”

“That’s awesome,” I replied. “How’d it go?”

“I lost my arm and my eye,” he replied. Then he laughed.

I’m pretty sure we just became best friends.

[New Heights @newheightshow]

🗣️ Let ‘em know

[Emily @EmilyKayFitz]

@muheediva01 I go to bed excited about my McGriddle I get after school drop off🤣🤣

[Dr. Tau Braun @drtaubraun]

Ok, class. Today's lesson: Duping Delight and Emblematic Slip.

An emblematic slip is a leaked fragment of a culturally coded gesture (such as a head shake “no”) that contradicts the speaker’s words.

Duping delight is the fleeting pleasure a liar feels at successfully deceiving someone, often leaking as a brief, inappropriate smile or smirk.

[Emily @EmilyKayFitz]

@emmasarchivee I NEED her hair routine

[Chadwick @thechadwickpaul]

I'm not left-wing, and I'd like for Sydney Sweeney to put her clothes back on.

[Emily @EmilyKayFitz]

@NancyMace @BryanLlenas And? That’s irrelevant Nancy Drew. 😒
You’re insufferable and are clearly speaking on and about laws you know nothing about. Keep your mouth out of it.

[Emily @EmilyKayFitz]

@RepNancyMace She hasn’t even been convicted/proven guilty and you’re using your platform to abolish any opportunity for her to have a fair trial.

[Emily @EmilyKayFitz]

@drtaubraun Mind you, she’s not been proven guilty yet… this is disgusting Nancy.

[Emily @EmilyKayFitz]

@tio_victor_ It’s the Apple TV remote that they use later to turn on the tv

[Emily @EmilyKayFitz]

@carterlovesttpd Annnnnd… October 13th has been notorious for her…
AND: The original Taylor Swift album was released October 24, 2006.

[Emily @EmilyKayFitz]

@TayBackWhen Aries = first zodiac sign
From the vineyard = vintage, from the source
North or South = she came from the north went to the south for country music. Or north or south = country or Carolina
saccharide = sweet/Early Taylor was literally the teenage, sweet/country image
No clue lol

[Emily @EmilyKayFitz]

@SwiftiesHQs All her snl appearances… maybe!

[Emily @EmilyKayFitz]

@midnights_ts13 Hmmmmm..

[Emily @EmilyKayFitz]

@taysdefender Aries = first zodiac sign
From the vineyard = vintage, from the source
North or South = she came from the north went to the south for country music. Or north or south = country or Carolina
saccharide = sweet/Early Taylor was literally the teenage, sweet/country image
No idea lol

[Emily @EmilyKayFitz]

@swiftcanadian13 Aries = FIRST zodiac sign
From the vineyard = vintage, from the source
North or South = she came from the north went to the south for country music. Or north or south = country
saccharide = sweet/Early Taylor was literally the teenage, sweet/country image
NO CLUE. Just guessing

[Emily @EmilyKayFitz]

@taylorlilacs North or South = country
Because North and South can both precede:
COUNTRY
North country.
South country 🤷🏼‍♀️
No clue lmfao

[Emily @EmilyKayFitz]

@taylornation13
Aries = first zodiac sign
From the vineyard = vintage, from the source
North or South = she came from the north went to the south for country music. Or north or south = country
saccharide = sweet/Early Taylor was literally the teenage, sweet/country image. #tv

[Emily @EmilyKayFitz]

@carterlovesttpd October 13th is a Tuesday too. Tuesday at 8?!