emily keller

[Soyboy 🧚🏿‍♂️ @spaghettiisoy]

i had child protective services dialed up

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

The Bible is very vague as to how much Jesus could bench

[brent @murrman5]

me: there were two controllers
firefighter holding my xbox: im not going back in

[Bobo @foreignmofoz]

Dads be like “so you’re gonna take US 16 to I-94 to I-75?” Dude I can barely read u think I know highways

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Your boyfriend is celebrating 4/20? That’s fun. I’ll probably wake up early and go for a run. Thinking 10 miles. Something light. Maybe do some writing after. Hope he has a good time tho 😂👍

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

Among the funniest things I’ve ever seen

[Chris Pohlman @chrispohlman_]

I am just waiting to see the episode that South Park makes about the Corona Virus

[✧ @northstardoll]

other ppl: i had a dream about my crush
my dreams:

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

I’m having a mental breakdown on the street bc I just reached into the pockets of the pants I’m wearing right now that I thrifted and pulled out a bunch of finger nails how am I supposed to walk into this party I want to shower for 4 day wtf I hate ppl why is my life like this

[rob @rbrtormrz]

i love koi ponds

[James @CaucasianJames]

some people are watching football. some people are watching the bachelor. but u know what i’m watching? my back

[James @CaucasianJames]

u used to make fun of him for taking piano lessons as a kid but now he just played the office theme song in front of ur girl and she’s ready to risk it all

[🤨 @connerevening]

My miniature dog and a bag of ground coffee: a forbidden love

[. @_ajami_]

can a psychologist explain why i cant stop watching this video everytime it pops up

[James @CaucasianJames]

blessings on blessings on blessings 🙏