em🛸

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

I lure them in with titties then slowly unveil my mental illnesses.

[🦨 @piercethewives]

it feels comforting to know suicide is always an option

[yas @deftonzr]

meu peito tá doendo tomara que seja infarto

[k @meowerser]

im being lied to i can feel it in my clit

[kide :v @kideite]

debería haber un emoji que esté llorando vomitando derritiendose agonizando con una pistola en la boca arrancandose el pelo gritando

[luna @sleepytsukiart]

all roads lead to blowing my shit smoove off

[ana @naosouaana]

eu com o cotonete depois de todo mundo dizer que faz mal

[˚⟡˖ ࣪ 𝖐𝖎𝖊𝖗𝖆 𓏲ּ𝄢 @haunted0clock]

If you know Drogon, you know she had no choice😭

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Wait. So a woman in the military was raped by her commanding officer, because he used his key to sneak into her quarters, and a judge just decided that being raped was "one of her duties" and declared it a workplace accident??????????
Who the fuck is this judge? How does one even come to that conclusion??

[Patriotic Crusader ✞ @armour_of_truth]

Americans: We can’t afford gas, groceries, or rent!

Trump: Best I can do is change the names of shit.

[Anastasia @demystifysci]

this is probably why we can't find any cities from before the last ice age

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

americans: can we have healthcare or cheaper groceries?

govt: what if we just kept changin the names of bodies of water

[ms.poopclapper @oregonstatepoop]

me as a mom:
“honey please put away your shoes before i kill myself, do you want mommy to kill herself?”

[megan @catelyncanals]

yall sexualized the word mommy too much now my kids are gonna have to call me the queen in the north

[. @UntoldbyTerry]

They’ll put protein up yo ass if you not paying attention

[feliciti (mourning edition) @fxliciti]

nasa please

[Malkia Nyuki 👑 @nyuki_malkia]

I have finished watching all episodes but still im thinking about this series ..is too heavy

[lacey ⸆⸉ 🐍 @repusnaketion]

i was just the world’s saddest paul revere to pass the news about dolly to everyone i know