Couldn’t going to the dmv on your bday be way more fun? everyone in here has the same birthday and the party potential is astronomical. maybe some lights and a dj? idk food for thought
is there an event more traumatic than the birth of a baby giraffe. being airdropped 6 feet into this cold harsh world. standing on wobbly legs and coming to terms with the fact ur main purpose in life is to eat tall leaf
I’m still weak at Joe Exotic casually walking into that gift shop and telling those customers, “okay I’m gone be honest. a tiger just bit someone’s arm off.” Gmskdjdj