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[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

so dark outside rn what is this one million pm???

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I can see why people litter. So quick and easy

[puff @rishipuff]

no way did god put human beings on this earth so we could give each other parking tickets

[Mr. Gangnam-Frog 🐸 @WhoIsMrWeed]

College dumb no recess no toys

[Rae Elle @RaeElle]

Big Poppa has been so sad today, I think he miss playing with the kids in the building. He just watches them from the patio

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Carrie Underwood: “he’s probably buying her fruity little drink ‘cause she can’t shoot whiskey

9 year old me: wow how embarrassing

[James @CaucasianJames]

back on my sweetie pie shit

[josh edwards @joshuedwrds]

me every 20 minutes

[Bryson O'Malley @BrysonOMalley]

Da Crib University has some strict RAs