emily ✨

president of hot tunes china • attack of the clones apologist • she/her

[emily ✨ @emilymaag]

[throws bra onstage at the country bear jamboree]

[emily ✨ @emilymaag]

reading this was a rollercoaster

big yeah boy of my LIFE to dear god why

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Amazon MGM Studios has acquired the film rights to Ali Hazelwood’s novel ‘LOVE, THEORETICALLY.’

Colleen Hoover is set to produce the film.

🔗: https://t.co/Js601OcOEQ

[emily ✨ @emilymaag]

went here two years ago and it was so delightful

i’m glad it’s still going strong <3

[Marla Saret @MarlaSaret]

If you aren’t ordering ice cream from a puppet, can you even call it summer? I 💙 Chicago.

[emily ✨ @emilymaag]

as someone approaching 33 with zero viable romantic prospects, please cool your jets and lower your voice with “no worries taylor swift didn’t meet her soulmate until 33” propaganda

[AB @AlannaBennett]

I have so much to say about this. Was gonna type up a whole rant, then realized I can just point you to the book I wrote that’s literally inspired by situations like this

[emily ✨ @emilymaag]

“still you rise, i guess” PLEASE

[emily ✨ @emilymaag]

@computertooth esp the one that has the lésbían night run/djed by the cîs STRÂÎGHT white man <3

[emily ✨ @emilymaag]

@HhnJenn prob the security detail it gives to accommodate ppl (esp since both of them have so many personal & professional friends) and protect their privacy 🤷‍♀️ part of me hopes it’s a red herring so they can have total privacy elsewhere, even w/ good timing for ppl being out of the city

[emily ✨ @emilymaag]

@computertooth i have so many feelings about both franchises but saying rpdr has the true spirit of punk rock is nuts 😭

(at this point i don’t think either of them have that spirit but that’s a whole other conversation lmao)

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

SHE… IS… A… TOYYYY!!!

[emily ✨ @emilymaag]

@cecilyskeen dreaming of rockleton being dressed up for special occasions….a santa hat at christmas, a bow tie at new years, a party hat for birthdays….

[emily ✨ @emilymaag]

how it feels to throw parties when all my friends are younger than me

[New Heights @newheightshow]

WHO WANTS SOME JELLO SHOTS?!

[emily ✨ @emilymaag]

need him and glen powell to play brothers stat

[ads @jxhnlogan]

he’s so pookie

[emily ✨ @emilymaag]

why do i have a weird invisible string w/ 5sos & michigan

april 2014 - went to detroit for their first us headliner

oct 2014 - wwa tour miami w/bestie from michigan

aug 2015 - saw the day i got back from visiting MI bestie

june 2026 - saw the day before going to saugatuck

[emily ✨ @emilymaag]

@russtrome from your lips to gods ears the blues trade 50 (as a blues fan i want him gone lmao)

[emily ✨ @emilymaag]

clarification: she votes blue and hates jordan kyrou

[emily ✨ @emilymaag]

just broke this news to my mom and her reaction was akin to when i called her when the 2020 election results were called

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

TRADE ALERT | The Blues have acquired Connor McMichael, Milton Gastrin and the 16th overall pick in the 2026 #NHLDraft in exchange for Jordan Kyrou. https://t.co/I7K7zDK7CC #stlblues

[emily ✨ @emilymaag]

this is @anomalysarah

[daniel @danielmustdiee]

my friend's letterboxd account pisses me off so much

[Julio @JulioHashem]

In the end, he accomplished nothing. He won nothing. He leaves with nothing. No legacy. No love. Nothing.

A disgrace to the crest. A disgrace to the captaincy. A quitter. A coward.

[emily ✨ @emilymaag]

embarrassing

[Edmonton Oilers @EdmontonOilers]

The #Oilers have named Mike Babcock as Head Coach. https://t.co/WSNNP3Yrni

[emily ✨ @emilymaag]

me going into season one excited to see miss y*nka vs now years later praying on her downfall bc her ego is so off putting. like if this is what she’s willing to display publicly imagine it privately 😭😭

also juice boxx get behind me !!!!

[Lola Tipton @tipton_loola]

I’m so sat about this cast + judges because are we going to see things like that? How will they handle it? #DragRace #CanadasDragRace