emily

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

When you touch a cat's ear, it feels like you are touching the petal of a rose. I think God may have made them from the same material. It is all very beautiful

[jezz @JezziiB]

Being anti-AI in a world where AI is literally everywhere is getting quite exhausting. No I don’t want to read your AI book, no I don’t want to see your AI poster, no I don’t want to see an AI photo of you with your dead grandad, GET AWAY FROM ME I AM LOSING MY MINDDDDD

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I just helped a 94 year old dude figure out how to use his card at the gas pump. First off my dawg we need to get you off the road

[mj 𝜗𝜚⋆˚ @simplymxine]

i’m gonna hold your non-canadian hand when i tell you this…

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

I’ve still never used ChatGPT. It’s unbelievably easy not to.

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

Yall realize we’re living inside the Lorax movie right? And the bad guys are winning? They’re gonna be selling oxygen pretty soon. Count on it.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.

[BostonNooga @BostonNooga]

How can I watch every minute of this

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[Liz @lzreads]

Stop using ChatGPT. Consult a local grandma…text your friend gc w/ a weird name…type ur problems into Reddit dot com…go to the library…pay a psychic…the ancient sources of wisdom…

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

going up the stairs 2 at a time: bold. invigorating. powerful and efficient

going down the stairs 2 at a time: scary scary scary scary scary fucking scary

[NO HOSTS NO MASTERS 🏴& @the_corvidae]

pigeons were bred to work as mail carriers for humans, then discarded, abandoned, and left to fend for themselves in hostile environments when machines replaced them and they were deemed no longer necessary. I will not tolerate this historically inaccurate pigeon slander.

[biscocho @bispau]

Normalize putting lots of cute little animals in architecture

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

how it feels to not be a chatgpt user

[kitty pavlova @kitty_pavlova]

guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die

guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink

[Grace @gracecamille_]

3 glasses of wine deep and saw someone outside smoking a cig