Emily Masi

master of karate and friendship for everyone

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

If this isn’t in my future I don’t want it

https://t.co/4vdMn6EJd5

[Emily Masi @emilymasi]

@BryanDSmith81 @adweak I think we've heard of this guy

[Emily Masi @emilymasi]

#TheBachelor #afterthefence

[Emily Masi @emilymasi]

This morning I said, "When I was your age," for the first time ever. 😭

[Nate Fernald @natefernald]

I don't call them pepperonis. I call them...
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Meat Thins.

[Emily Masi @emilymasi]

@BryceKeirstin Not too be confused with cooking for beefcakes

[Emily Masi @emilymasi]

Everyone get their collector's edition of ground beef magazine??

[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

SHE THOUGHT IT WAS THE OCEAN, IT’S JUST A POOL 🎡🚀🎈🎪🤹🏽‍♀️🎭

[Jackie Maupin @JacquelynLo]

This episode of Black Mirror is crazy #TheProposal

[Emily Masi @emilymasi]

Favorite sign of real spring: men in capris 🌷🌷🌷

[The Onion @TheOnion]

.@MarcoRubio: “Oh, fuck yes, I had forgotten how good it hurts to be degraded on live television for everyone to see.” https://t.co/8VP8EmCUVy

[Emily Masi @emilymasi]

Prob cause she looks like Emily Maynard you guys... #TheBachelor

[Emily Masi @emilymasi]

@BryceKeirstin I can relate. #tmi

[Emily Masi @emilymasi]

Nursing a severely mild shin burn due to an under-desk space heater situation. #winter

[Emily Masi @emilymasi]

@nicdaggett @birbigs @Atul_Gawande Worlds collide!

[Emily Masi @emilymasi]

@louisjmasi If you have to ask...

[Emily Masi @emilymasi]

@nicdaggett we were just sayin'! https://t.co/IYQokYJHrZ

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

What they say:

Hi I'm Brandon. This is Liz and Steven.

What I remember:

Hi I'm BLERPBLAP. This is GLAUNGH and CRAIG or maybe GREG.

[Emily Masi @emilymasi]

My hairbrush has a hairbrush. I dropped it in the toilet. #thisiswhywecanthavenicethings 🚽

[Emily Masi @emilymasi]

Too much sand on this beach trip/ and when I dip / my nip / it slips #SummerSongs #summercomplaints #lovesummerhateverythingelse