Emily G

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

@NPodlasov They don’t get put down they just get deactivated as sleeper agents and sent to the doggie home

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

People in Alice Springs going to the gym in Blundstones- sooo gross and diabolical

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

I would never work for or live with a white lady with dreadlocks and that’s just a self respect thing

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

I love being a beautiful girl with a disgusting cough

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

I’ve got Buku taste on a gapuwiyak budget

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

I’m kinda like maori Einstein (TikTok) in the sense that I don’t have a stove in my apartment but I still be smithing up crazy feeds

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

@FootballFocusAU Nah- hate pool

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

Destroyed in the pool comp by a guy identical to Mary Kate olsens ex husband- a cruel twist of fate.

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

@FootballFocusAU Salisbury

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

The baby talk and silly word making up I be doing with my ex sounds like A Clockwork Orange speak

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

I hate when I’m trying to look hot and my fingertips are just bleeding

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

* interesting rocks and scraps of metal

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

Something about me is that I’m happiest just being two feet in the red dirt by myself kicking up dirt and trying to find interesting rocks to pick up

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

Met an opal miner who loves Clarice lispector in Coober Pedy

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

The zoomers in Adelaide are seriously busted

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

Depression level currently is seeking guidance from Thai proverbs

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

Snub nosed dog breeds are goblins that walk the earth I’m sorry

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

I have a deep need to be surrounded by a flock of camp dog x chihuahua hybrids at all times

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

It’s all Kylie Minogue this, lady Gaga that. What happened to a simple YMCA?

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

They should play the village people in gay bars more often. Last few times I’ve been to a gay bar you never hear the village people anymore

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

@Rexsex6969 All good mate got the bulk order from India in

[Emily G @emilymbgr]

My million dollar business idea is called Modafibuild and the concept is it’s just a construction company where everyone is on a modafinil every day