Well Gorsh

just a tired blob doing blob things.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republicans want to legislate what books you can read, what words you can say, what sports you can play, what gender you are, what medication you can take, which states you can travel to and for what purpose, they want government to decide what history your kids can learn & what a woman can or cannot do with her own body.
But when it comes to feeding starving kids or providing healthcare for our veterans, it’s: ‘sorry, that’s not our job.’
Are you f’ng kidding me?

[Well Gorsh @emilymichael09]

@NoahKahan Being sad in New England in the spring but now it's just regular depression without seasonal depression. Mud season.

[CBS 13 News @WGME]

Bison are on the loose in northern Maine. This happened in the same area last year as well. (📹: Mandy DeWitt)

DETAILS: https://t.co/zw8PDs9fqu

[Phil Vischer @philvischer]

The fact that D. Trump got people to give him $4.5M in 12 hours to "own" digital trading cards of... himself... is the most depressing news today since discovering the new owners of VeggieTales are learning about VeggieTales not by watching the videos, but by reading Wikipedia.

[Phil Vischer @philvischer]

"An elder must be the husband of one wife, and the owner of at least one puffy or fuzzy vest."

[AVC @annevclark]

Take every dollar you can get out of the US Government and do it proudly without shame, I assure you every single wealthy person you've ever heard of does.

[Well Gorsh @emilymichael09]

I swear, every day I become more misanthropic. And few people are giving me much reason to be otherwise at this point.
#whattheactualfuck

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

She's a 10 but she talks to herself

[S🌸 @SikhoSomke]

i'm both a "fast replier" and "never replies" type of person. it depends on my mood and who u are.

[Laura Marie @lmegordon]

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

the ADHD urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)

[Jacque Gorelick @jacgorelick]

The male urge to soak a pan until someone else washes it.

[Count Markula @pigontrampoline]

@viviennnnee @IwriteOK Reminds me of that old Tumblr post about the word Respect

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

When they said “History repeats itself,” I wasn’t expecting all of the twentieth century in two years.

[🇪🇨 𝓬herry ۶ৎ @vesselxsai]

twenty one pilots, a summary:

[🇧🇷VitreousGlassy🏳️‍⚧️ (commissions open) @Vitreous_Glassy]

Been listening to MBMBaM a lot