Emily Morris

[Emily Morris @emilymorris81]

@littlealexm proud of u

[matty @poastsbymatt]

baja blast freeze have you any wool

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Has anyone ever answered Hazel’s question? If you can’t go to Bella Noche’s where can you go?

[James @CaucasianJames]

i should probably eat a vegetable soon

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

i lost my virginity at olive garden

[m ¨̮ @melmadara]

therapy:
-expensive
-boring
-intimidating

saying “bada bing bada boom” in a bad italian accent:
-free
-sounds badass
-fun

[James @CaucasianJames]

call me costco baby cause my love comes in bulk

[jp @excesstential]

Getting touched during heads up seven up was the last time i felt something

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

Due to personal reasons, give me the beat boys & free my soul.

[annie @kidfigment]

if she’s ur girl why she at my igloo petting my puffle lmao

[rico @somethinglovely]

omw to further decline in mental health

[family friendly era @BhadDhad]

guess how im gonna spend valentine's day again...

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

her: [during sex] call me names

me: [panicking] optimus prime

[lmao @antoniolmaoo]

boutta go airplane mode and cry in this home depot

[✧˖BornAgainBenji✧˖ @HiBenLevi]

Someone fall in love with me

[Danya @dxxnya]

crocs but thigh high

[Bob @AryaGoonin]

When they finally restock the local CVS with extra small condoms.