Emily Prince

one day my log will have something to say about this

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When I was little I wanted to work for NASA but be on mission control instead of an astronaut because I was afraid something would happen and I'd get trapped in space, never to return to earth. I'm reevaluating

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@johnkrizel @joekirkwood I opened Twitter for the first time in a month to look at this tweet

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@lafilardo 5,000!!!!

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Putting "walking" in front of the name of an legitimate illness is some capitalist bullshit. You have pneumonia? Can you walk? You can walk right on into work sounds like

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75% of the money Disney makes is in $11 plastic cups of wine with lids that they sell to parents to drink while they sit outside their hotel room door like little gremlins after their kids finally pass out

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@Steve_Isaac Yeah wtf is with this song. We have a book of it and in between LOSING CHILDREN she like bakes a pie and gardens

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Incredible older sister energy on the playground: Kid asks her younger brother if he wants to race down the double slide. She's at the top of the slide, he's ten steps behind her. He shouts yes. She immediately goes down the slide, shouting "I WIN" before her feet hit the ground

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It's extremely wild that people are expected to like walk around and function and do dumb little work tasks while our bodies are actively expelling the beginnings of a baby but also not tell anyone what is happening because THAT is the thing that would be inappropriate and weird

[Emily Prince @emilympay]

Behind every marketing professional is an editor begging them to use literally any words that mean any real thing at all

[Emily Prince @emilympay]

Have started measuring my stress based on how many pull and peel twizzlers I eat before noon; we're at TWIZCON 5 folks

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@lafilardo A lot of my friends worked at chili's in high school and as long as nothing substantial has changed in 15 years I can say no, they probably are not

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Look, folks: I fully support the rebel alliance, but construction of the Death Star must proceed on schedule.

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Of all the ways diet culture has harmed me in the past I think I'm most furious about the YEARS I spent eating reduced fat cheez its

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That heady feeling of power when you fix a broken cheese sauce

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@shinnypony Honestly, yeah

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Sisyphus but putting away crayons

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Like, we all know that the "hot girl" pickle and diet coke obsession is an ED thing, right? Right???

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I am honestly worried that people don't realize how much eating disorder content they are consuming online right now. I almost miss the days of the internet when people said the quiet part out loud because at least we knew what we were getting into? I think this is worse?

[Emily Prince @emilympay]

Just had dinner at a restaurant where basically every table around us ordered some kind of mustard flight(??) that we absolutely did not see on the menu and consisted of 3 full-size jars of different kinds of mustard on a tray. Unclear what it was eaten with, if anything?

[Emily Prince @emilympay]

@lafilardo The lack of consent is Not Great

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Some Bostonian out there getting off on making parents read this out loud

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@joekirkwood Joe