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mamacita

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Not the way I do it

[wormbuxxxxxxxxxx @kayteterry]

I sort of love that these signs accidentally imply that this is America’s last year

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

people who upload pictures of restaurant menus to google maps are our modern day saints

[Jazz @Miss_Dalisa]

I'm so sick of yall AI flyers . Get on Canva and get to work !!

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

AI is so popular because it gives uncreative people the illusion that they are creative. It lets them skip right to the part where they get validation. It’s not only parasitic, but extremely narcissistic.

[IT'S GROYPER SEASON @thatgroyper2]

Boomers are like "My mother lived a horrible life so that I could have a better one. Anyway, because my parents had a tough life, you should also have a bad life. Things shouldn't get better, they should get worse. But not for me, just you, because you're young. Fuck you."

[maddie @madsssagascar]

if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination

[sushi @tandoorinightts]

😭😭😭

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (panic attacks, grilling sausages, making no progress in therapy, pool nap, repeating the same mistakes, ice cream sundae dinner)

[em @emilyna95]

Spent an hour putting my baby back to sleep only for the cat to jump in the crib with her and wake her back up

[em @emilyna95]

@arcuaria W for breastfeeding moms

[۟ @aintnokiki]

most unrealistic part of euphoria is keeping in contact with this many people from high school

[em @emilyna95]

It’s so funny to me that there are men who need masculine or tactical-style baby gear because my husband literally just wears my baby carrier that has breastfeeding gnomes and fairies on it and has never said a negative thing about it

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

this is such a bar

[em @emilyna95]

“The economy is better under Trump” babe a five dollar footlong is $10 now

[em @emilyna95]

My daughter learned how to click her tongue so in the middle of the night while I’m trying to put her back to sleep she’s just clicking her tongue and smiling and laughing like it’s the funniest thing ever and I’m just

[Havana Seoul @miyungYUMM]

This is how it should be. Synchronized systems set to help children succeed.