emily plummer 🍊

lover of cheeseburgers & puppies

[emily plummer 🍊 @emilyoranges]

i am
32% capri sun
46% beef jerky
18% avatar the last air bender
4% sad

[𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓭™ @hawkeyeinmd]

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

early results are in!

[internet mom @ashleyippolito]

good morning

[Aiman khan @sunsetmusk]

Every 6 months I realize how stupid I was 6 months ago

[august ponthier @AugustPonthier]

i think concerts should take place at 5pm and we should all be in bed by 9 latest but no one wants to hear me

[emily plummer 🍊 @emilyoranges]

man i just love hearing three men yell simultaneously

[emily plummer 🍊 @emilyoranges]

so like when are we getting an audible wrapped

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

!

[nerve haver @nervehaver]

history books never prepared me for how surreal it is to have to continue with the minutiae of daily life no matter how cataclysmic the news gets, how twisted the fabric of society becomes, or how monstrously those around us behave

[stella @lesbianlorna]

i hate when shows or movies are SO dark. not dark in the storyline/theme sense but in the lighting sense like.. I CANT SEE SHIT ?????

[Crimson Foster | they/them @guidebythelight]

The “now I’m finished with the franchise that made me famous, and very rich, so imma just be weird for a while” pipeline.

[♕ Pia Mia @piamia]

may the tears you cried in 2022 water the seeds you’re planting in 2023

[Jollz @Jollztv]

wait, rizz is short for charisma????? chaRIZZma

[emily plummer 🍊 @emilyoranges]

trying to be more festive this year by pretending my birth control is an advent calendar

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

I found peace when I realized people are at war with themselves, not me.

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me tryna remember what tf I was gonna say:

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell