Emily Paige

Ask me about my sense of humor. It’s better when I explain it.

[Emily Paige @emilypaperpage]

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[Emily Paige @emilypaperpage]

Twitter is not real life. Twitter is not real life. Twitter is not real life. Twitter is not real life. Twitter is not real life. Twitter is not real life. Twitter is not real life. Twitter is not real life. Twitter is not real life. Twitter is not real life. Twitter is not real

[Angie @angie09080]

she said PERIODT.

[Emily Paige @emilypaperpage]

BUT WHERE ARE THEY NOW @netflix?!?!?! #LoveIsBlind

[deray @deray]

This. Literally. Has. Me. In. Tears.

[Emily Paige @emilypaperpage]

@MikeBloomberg Drop out!

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

ELIZABETH THEE WARREN.

[alyssa mastromonaco @AlyssaMastro44]

We have been nice. We have been empathetic. We’ve been told to smile. We’ve been smarter a lot of the time. Most of the time. I am high on @ewarren saying what we’ve wanted to all say at some point in our lives — “STFU and listen to me!”

We see you and hear you @ewarren !!

[Emily Paige @emilypaperpage]

@Phillip_Malo @SecretaryState 💯

[Emily Paige @emilypaperpage]

@lauraontheroof My thought every day of my life

[Emily Paige @emilypaperpage]

@maraslanka Best Live Action Short Film 2021

[Emily Paige @emilypaperpage]

Come to Daddy: movie of the bernie bros, by the bernie bros, for the bernie bros.

[Emily Paige @emilypaperpage]

Even my mother, who gets her weather predictions from wooly bears and groundhogs, knows that’s a dealbreaker. Pretty sure she’s in your targeted demographic, and she said, “Well, he’s out.”

[Emily Paige @emilypaperpage]

Today I asked my mom who she liked in the primary. She said that mayor from New York. I asked her what she liked about him. She said his commercials.

[Emily Paige @emilypaperpage]

But don’t worry @MikeBloomberg I told her about #stopandfrisk and the fact that you’ve skipped the hard work of running for the highest office and bought rule changes so you can participate in democracy.

[Emily Paige @emilypaperpage]

@Phillip_Malo @allahliker Shut up. Your level of alertness has never changed.

[Emily Paige @emilypaperpage]

@lauraontheroof What a gift

[Emily Paige @emilypaperpage]

@danpfeiffer I pre-ordered your book a few weeks ago, and I’m very excited for it to be on my doorstep! People, pre-order his book today and help @fairfightaction!

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Today is the last day of the preorder campaign for Un-Trumping America: A Plan to Make America a Democacy Again (out tomorrow). A portion of the proceeds of every book sold today will be donated to @staceyabrams’s group @fairfightaction. https://t.co/l6pIfcr7ko

[Emily Paige @emilypaperpage]

@lauraontheroof I like the Bad With Money Podcast and This is Uncomfortable.

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

Good Morning!

Here's the Vlatko Andonovski celly compilation you didn't know you needed.

[Emily Paige @emilypaperpage]

I wouldn’t normally call myself a Klobtrotter, but her closing answer tonight was one of the most powerful I’ve heard. #demdebate @amyklobuchar “I know you.” That was truly special and moving. Thank you.