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[em @emilyperoff]

the vibe lately

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true."

[em @emilyperoff]

@thattiredmomm YES THEY ARE

[em @emilyperoff]

Peanut butter and chocolate is not the perfect combo, it’s sautéed onions and mushrooms over steak

[em @emilyperoff]

I have crippling anxiety about leaving tomorrow for 3 weeks 🥲

[em @emilyperoff]

Maybe I’ll start rollerblading everywhere idk

[em @emilyperoff]

My truck has been in the Chevy garage for a month and now that it’s finally ready and I can go pick it up… it snowstorms 🥲

[em @emilyperoff]

why can’t Canada give student loan debt a break

[em @emilyperoff]

I was casually eating breakfast when suddenly I remembered in #jackassforever pontius drank pig cum and I threw up

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

[Classic Alternative @altclassicmusic]

On this day in 1984, five students at Shermer High School report at 7:00 a.m. for an all-day detention.

A brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. The Breakfast Club

#TheBreakfastClub

[em @emilyperoff]

Someone said my kid is super rock n roll and I’ve never been more proud

[em @emilyperoff]

I got fat and I wasn’t even pregnant

[em @emilyperoff]

When I tell stories from early high school years I’ve been saying “this happened a decade ago”…… and I’m not loving the truth to it

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

idc how hard life gets, i’m not smoking a cigarette

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

So good.

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

I stand with Joe Rogan. It is not a coincidence that the attacks calling him racist come as pressure on Spotify to censor builds.

Politicians and the media profit on division & outrage. They fuel the extremes that make us believe we're divided. We're not. We're in this together.