Emily Abbott

“Here comes Colin Frissell. And he’s got a big knob.”

[Emily Abbott @emilyrabbott]

I’ve lost thousands of followers and not sold any books for four days 😰 if you can see this tweet, please buy my book or RT so others can
https://t.co/O6q58tas8T

[Emily Abbott @emilyrabbott]

@dudeischill For the first 6 weeks, balls to the housework. As long as it’s clean, it’s fine. All routine goes out of the window. It is the very best time though. Soak it up. It goes too fast xx

[Emily Abbott @emilyrabbott]

Honestly, I have a teething baby, I’m back at work, my iron levels are extremely low and STILL I stand by the fact I was more tired during the pits of infertility and recurrent miscarriage. It was like my *soul* was tired. Now? Yeah, I’m tired but it’s manageable 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Nicky The Good @nickythegood]

I’ve been saying this for 7 years.

It you do not have kids you’ve never been tired a day in your life. You may think you have been, but I assure you, you were in fact, well rested.

[Emily Abbott @emilyrabbott]

@chiefkittenme @KevAbbott we missed a trick here pix

[Doctor @DipshikhaGhosh]

No cure for endometriosis. No proper management for menopause. No adequate symptomatic relief for menstrual discomfort. But let’s get handicapped sperm a wheelchair to make not so healthy babies because it would make men feel strong.

[Emily Abbott @emilyrabbott]

@ScarlettSHoward @KevAbbott

[Emily Abbott @emilyrabbott]

I was 1 of 4 girls sharing a house at uni. We graduated 15 years ago. All 4 of us have children now and 3 of us had to do IVF to get pregnant. What are the statistics of that happening

[Emily Abbott @emilyrabbott]

I can now say I left high school 20 years ago

[Lynneth1000000 #FBNHS BLM 🏳️‍🌈 🕊 ⚖️ 💙 🍉 ❤️ 🌎 @Lynneth1000000]

My friend’s mum keeps telling the family that a fox comes into her house each evening. They checked the house & found nothing. They feared it was the start of dementia. She said it again last night & that it went under her sofa. They lifted it up & curled up underneath was a fox.

[Sick Note @SickNote2026]

So, get on this.. We've had a stray cat in work for just over 12 years. He lives inside the garage and keeps all the rats at bay. He's a viscous little fucker and isn't fussed on being stroked. One of the lads took him to the vet yesterday coz it had been..

[dave lackie @davelackie]

I'm celebrating Clinique's iconic moisturizer Moisture Surge this month and this is my X GRAND PRIZE GIVEAWAY! It contains Moisture Surge 100H, Moisture Surge Active Glow Serum, All About Eyes + a pink hair band. So fun! To enter, follow @davelackie & RT #win (ends 08/31)

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

It was called a computer room, and we used to leave the internet there.

[Michael King @MiichaelKing]

On my stag do in Cardiff and an emergency alert comes through in Welsh… wish us luck I guess?

[Emily Abbott @emilyrabbott]

@LidlGB Hi Hilary, I wasn’t complaining. I just asked a question

[Emily Abbott @emilyrabbott]

@LidlGB Hi, have you changed the recipe to these yoghurts? The strawberry compote now looks and tastes like jelly, and there’s a watery residue at the top of each pot when you first open it which wasn’t there before!

[Emily Abbott @emilyrabbott]

@clairevo @KevAbbott ❤️

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

the eclipse:

[Jono Read @jonoread]

Jaffa Cake's marketing team making the most of today 🌚

[Emily Abbott @emilyrabbott]

@PolitlcsUK @guardian This is absolutely disgraceful. How can someone possibly judge children like that? Shameful

[Emily Abbott @emilyrabbott]

@Kgov81 @CarlLaverick Completely agree. And actually we were still 17 when we applied for university. There are no other situations where a child would be able to take out a loan with an indefinite end date and uncertain terms

[Carlos @CarlLaverick]

I’ve been repaying my #studentloan for 10 years. I graduated owing £26,000. Today I owe £28,000. I pay £190 a month through my salary, but £220 is added in monthly interest. I’m paying every month, yet the balance keeps increasing. How is that fair?