Emily

[Emily @emilyrdrury]

in my defence I thought @BashyRAWR had ordered it but turns out I just stole someone’s food 👍🏻

[Emily @emilyrdrury]

I might be the worst person in the world - I was handed takeaway that I didn’t order and accepted it as if I had

[Emily @emilyrdrury]

my current exercise habits: I just hit today’s step goal while itching my leg

[Emily @emilyrdrury]

@topmycake I’m already policing people’s socket use

[Emily @emilyrdrury]

I normally intend to have a decent meal after a long day of work and college. Most nights I end up buttering slices of bread and falling asleep on the sofa. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Emily @emilyrdrury]

it’s probably been about 3 weeks now since I saw a massive spider disappear behind our bed but I still check under the pillows and duvet every night just in case it returns and crawls all over me

[Emily @emilyrdrury]

it could be 3 billion degrees celsius but I still would need a duvet to sleep

[Emily @emilyrdrury]

I’m a nervous driver as it is - you shouting at me will most likely only make me crash my car into yours #greatcommutetoday

[Emily @emilyrdrury]

I’m in a permanent state of wanting chocolate cake. Even when I’ve had it, I want more

[Emily @emilyrdrury]

where is the sunshine and warm weather? 😢

[Emily @emilyrdrury]

“We haven’t had takeaway in so long. You know what we should reward ourselves with?... Takeaway!” 🙃

[Emily @emilyrdrury]

when you go to let the dog out to pee and it sits and gives you that face like “errr maybe i already have...” 😒

[Emily @emilyrdrury]

back after a year of being punished by twitter for creating an account when I was under 13 👍

[twenty one pilots @twentyonepilots]

••• @amazonmusic has those new songs for you.

https://t.co/a8b5YakmzE

[Emily @emilyrdrury]

listening to a playlist while on an oven-like bus and every song is about heat or the sun. thanks for the reminder I’m sweating like a pig spotify 🙃

[Emily @emilyrdrury]

haven't been on twitter in 3 months. probably would've never seen it again if it wasn't exam season #helloprocrastination

[Emily @emilyrdrury]

@BashyRAWR why

[Emily @emilyrdrury]

the torture of having to wait 50 minutes for apple crumble to cook but you can smell it the whole time 😩

[Emily @emilyrdrury]

accidentally left my radio on whilst i was out and left my housemates listening to remixes and club music all night. oops 🎵🎶

[Emily @emilyrdrury]

being a student everyone totally accepts the fact that if you answer the door before 11am you are guaranteed to be in pyjamas and i love it