Emily

I'll make it small so it fits. absurdist playwright. she/her

[devin 🎱 cbus @fartpog]

saw this guy and said Ew ew ew ew ew ew ugly and then felt so bad i cried and bought him

[dasha @dash_eats]

I just want people to have healthcare honey?????????

[Kas with a K @sedderaside]

found this

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

trump: *waking up* wheres joe biden?
surgeon: who do you think gave you the ear 💕

[dasha @dash_eats]

I would die for Steven Patrick Morrissey

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

someone please get this woman photographed holding a fishing license

[Emily @emilyrfish]

@whatagloomyshow Agree

[Emily @emilyrfish]

@beck if you are shuffling around songs in your set list plz play “up all night” at your sept 2nd show that I can go absolutely feral. I will be in row h. Thank u king.

[Andrew Woods @JimJarmuschHair]

Tomorrow night— she wins it all

[Emily @emilyrfish]

I thought this was @annakhachiyan

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

Y'all keep saying "cum dumpster" like it's a bad thing. 😂
It's definitely more fun being under my sexy man instead of under arrest.

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

Nicole Kidman when they opened the door to that AMC #Oscars

[Emily @emilyrfish]

@beck I am thinking about my love, @patjtflanagan ❤️❤️

[Emily @emilyrfish]

@whatagloomyshow AGREE 100% you should watch the move “after Yang” it’s what klara and the Sun wanted to be

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

I’m not a Christian but I am eternally grateful to God that I have a job being the most annoying and stupid bitch ever

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Today I hate everyone ,try me tomorrow.

[Flea @flea333]

If I was in the nba I would average about 72 points and 39 rebounds a night no problem

[John Carpenter @TheHorrorMaster]

Call me GRANDPA HORROR!