Emily Riter

Cleveland || Columbus

[Emily Riter @emilyriter]

i want pizza

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Why they gotta make nature documentaries so stressful

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A girl just walked into the gym in a knee length puffer jacket. It’s 55°

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Last night I got asked what my major was

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Idk why I thought my gym opened earlier than it does but now I’m all jacked up on preworkout at the grocery store

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

If banning abortion "stops abortions," let's ban guns and stop gun violence.

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Does anyone want to go drink to commemorate guns & clumps of cells having more rights than women?? Lmk.

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@Scuba_Steve26 We need more trust in our relationship

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@Scuba_Steve26 Just like it!

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This man is adding incremental 45s (5 of them) to his squat like I add 5s lol

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The gym really makes me hate people. Like put your shit away after you use it. It is so simple.

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You’ve got to be kidding me. @netflix removed Downton abbey when I literally had 1 episode left of the entire series …… for fuck’s sake

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Stranger Things … WILD

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Hey @NRA, why are guns banned at your conference in Houston?

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

If laws don't stop bad people from getting guns then WHY DID HE WAIT UNTIL THE LITERAL DAY IT WAS LEGAL TO BUY ONE?

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Guns are banned at the NRA convention in Texas this weekend when Trump speaks. Let that sink in.

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I feel like Cheerios (Honey Nut, Apple Cinnamon) don’t taste nearly as good as they used to and I’m disappointed

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How dare these people drive the speed limit when I did not manage my time properly

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I like to establish myself as a dominating force in drinking games at work events

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@laurfranko And feel powerless 🙂