Emily Scrimgeour

she/ her

[trash jones @jzux]

me: i wish i could go live in the woods

my phone: your screen time was up 34% this week for a daily average of 7 hours

[Emily Scrimgeour @emilyrufus]

@markothoughts @attimesthefool your area of expertise 🦆

[kadriye @tayspetsch]

john mayer after he saw what happened to jake gyllenhaal #RedTaylorsVersion

[paige hettinger @404paigenotfnd]

what if you were jake gyllenhaal and you wanted to go to heaven but god said nah remember when you missed taylor swift’s 21st birthday party

[Marko @markothoughts]

Sir Buck Shelf-it

[Emily Scrimgeour @emilyrufus]

@RhiannaMorar Amazing work Rhi!! 💞

[Emily Scrimgeour @emilyrufus]

Flatmate dutifully tends to his “rocket” and “oregano”for months …..

[Emily Scrimgeour @emilyrufus]

@brijo247 holy trinity is flame ~ nectar ~marseille 🧡💛💙

[Emily Scrimgeour @emilyrufus]

@wrigarr @brijo247 you’re not matching the roasting dish ??

[Emily Scrimgeour @emilyrufus]

Processing that piers morgan and pierce brosnan are not the same......?? ? I really thought it was James Bond saying that shit about Meghan lmao

[Emily Scrimgeour @emilyrufus]

@attimesthefool @shakked_noy @Brannavan @TaranMolloy Por favor

[Emily Scrimgeour @emilyrufus]

@queenjeyne Who are they!!! 🥰

[jake 🎧 @captayvate]

old testament new testament

[Carly Heading @carlyylalaa]

Taylor Swift has written about 1300 songs this year and all I’ve done is cry

[Emily Scrimgeour @emilyrufus]

@Alinasu33 Feliz Cumple! X

[Emily Scrimgeour @emilyrufus]

@maddyna_sh Did you see the world’s largest knitted sweater!? 🧶🥰