emily salomons

[emily salomons @emilysalomons]

Dear @kraze1013
I would like to inform you that there is more then 5 artist's in the world.
Thanks
From annoyed listener
#thisiswhyidontlistentokraze #onlybeen3daysofthis

[emily salomons @emilysalomons]

@suzyburge #latelunch #request @realcountry955 Can we hear, don't call him a cowboy by conway twitty? 🤠👖

[emily salomons @emilysalomons]

my uniform guy drives a range rover 😍
#notevenembarrassed #tosaythathere

[emily salomons @emilysalomons]

@suzyburge @realcountry955 could you play "shut up and fish," because what says summer more then fishing, and fishing just opened up for the season. 😆🤠☀️

[emily salomons @emilysalomons]

@suzyburge what the heck does Alberta Elbow mean in terms of the weather?

[emily salomons @emilysalomons]

HEY @suzyburge @realcountry955 #ALLREQUESTLATELUNCH
Could we hear anything from @ShaniaTwain its a shania kind of monday :D

Thanks! 😆

[emily salomons @emilysalomons]

hey @suzyburge i dont mean to sound dumb, but what is the Alberta Elbow you keep referring to when talking about the weather?

[emily salomons @emilysalomons]

@suzyburge @realcountry955 I dont want to sound dumb, but what is the Alberta Elbow you keep talking about in terms of the weather ??? 😕

[emily salomons @emilysalomons]

HEY @suzyburge @realcountry955 could you play party for two by @ShaniaTwain. 🧦

[emily salomons @emilysalomons]

@suzyburge @realcountry955 CAN YOU PLAY PARTY FOR TWO, SOME GOOD OL' @ShaniaTwain 🧦

[emily salomons @emilysalomons]

Hey @suzyburge i'd like to dedicate a song to my work desk mate, Dixieland Delight, just cause we haven't heard it in awhile. This ones for you Syd! 😆@realcountry955

[emily salomons @emilysalomons]

had a dream that @TheRock and me were hanging out, popping helium filled balloons and talking in awesome voices.
#myweirddreams 😂

[emily salomons @emilysalomons]

customer carrying out a product
Dad to son : can you carry this, its too heavy for me
three year old son to dad: No dad, you're a big boy
#kidssaythecutestthings #overheard #pennerfarmservice

[emily salomons @emilysalomons]

new requirements of a new boyfriend
Hot and Dumb.... (according to my co-workers) 😂🤦
#theyoverheardthatwrong

[emily salomons @emilysalomons]

IVE BEEN HAVE MORE CRAZY DREAMS.
IS IT THE MEDICATION IM ON, OR JUST THE USUAL FUN TIME DREAMS?

[emily salomons @emilysalomons]

Dreamt also that @DeirksBentIey did something, but can't remember what. I do remember he was good looking ....

[emily salomons @emilysalomons]

Dreamt that NcikJonas thought juice boxes were the worst invention. @nickjonas #weirddreams

[emily salomons @emilysalomons]

"my uterus has had more pain then my mouth" 🤦
#canversationsatwork #overhead

[emily salomons @emilysalomons]

"Don't open it, its acid."
#overheardatwork

[emily salomons @emilysalomons]

"holy shit, you sound happy."
- farmer
(always knowing how to make my day) 😆