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[Em @emilyschmidt13]

Very fews things bother me more than hearing somebody smacking on gum or chewing food in videos THEY post

[Em @emilyschmidt13]

If only I could get all the outfits I pin on Pinterest to magically appear in my closet...🙃

[Em @emilyschmidt13]

Don't be late for class...the only seat left will be in the front row next to the kid who kisses the teachers ass and chews on his nails😫

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

🎥 #MinneapolisMiracle Sideline Cam

#BringItHome

[Em @emilyschmidt13]

#SKOL

[Em @emilyschmidt13]

#skol

[Em @emilyschmidt13]

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[Em @emilyschmidt13]

9/10 times when someone captions there snap "wait for it!!!" there is literally nothing worth waiting for

[Em @emilyschmidt13]

#NewProfilePic

[Em @emilyschmidt13]

I would give anything just to have my dog for another day 💔❤️

[Em @emilyschmidt13]

My heart hurts 😞🐾

[Em @emilyschmidt13]

Wtf is the deal with these oyster videos on Facebook

[Em @emilyschmidt13]

One minute it's 9:30 and I'm watching a video of puppies on FB, next thing you know it's 1am and I'm learning how to prepare a 4 course meal

[Em @emilyschmidt13]

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[Em @emilyschmidt13]

A plain CHEESEburger still has the damn cheese 🙄🙄

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

"I'm really protective of my penis. Which haircut will make sure it never meets anyone?" https://t.co/BVxD2wbSQW

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

We should photoshop me over his yearbook picture next. #DontMessWithGabi https://t.co/o0qFBXvSNi