Aaron Hernandez called his fiancé from jail n asked her what she did today and shorty caught an attitude saying “i was involved in a search warrant today AGAIN” and he goes “u still got ur freedom tho so what u stressin’ about!” I really hate men 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Just been to Subway with the mrs, she’s never been before so I suggested getting a steak and cheese sub which she agreed to. As I’m browsing the menu the woman behind the counter asked her what bread she wants how’s she gonna say Warburtons hahahaha.
A guy who I was meant to go on a date with has now cancelled on me three times. I just sent him a message saying ‘I swear I just saw you in a corner shop in Notting Hill’ and sent him this and he blocked me 😂
Harry's mum died when he was a little boy. He had to walk behind her coffin and remain composed whilst people in the crowd, who had never even met her, were in hysterics. I am vehemently anti royal, but I hope he has a fucking great time forever with his hot wife x
I’m annoyed, so me and the boyf had a nap earlier and now he’s just come out with ‘oh btw there’s a football game on in abit I wanna watch’... Selfish. Should have told me so I could have saved my nap, now I’m not tired and gotta watch the fucking football, absolutely fuming tbf