emily 🍄

24 | she/her

[emily 🍄 @emilysimile_]

if u like my tweets ur hot. i know this because i make the rules

[emily 🍄 @emilysimile_]

this just changed my life (???)

[drew @hydratedangel]

ppl telling me i’d be more desirable if i worked out and gained muscle….. yeah… desired by people who only desire me because i have muscle. now why the fuck would i want that?😭

[Maddie @Picklemaddierix]

this explains like 60% of the tweets on here

[bri @bribrisimps]

it is just so strange to go from adoring a musician for years during the peak of your adolescence, have to then come to terms with the fact he is abusive and cruel in reality, and then have to learn of his gruesome death and try to fit that all into a neat statement

[starfish spencer @zaneschen]

big week for annoying people

[emily 🍄 @emilysimile_]

been watching game of thrones for the first time and my main thought is that i wish someone could give sansa stark a g*n

[emily 🍄 @emilysimile_]

@offthewestsidee @ladykarevs the podcast is “We’re Here to Help” with Jake Johnson & Gareth Reynolds — ep 80 “Identical in Every Way with Max Greenfield” !!!

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

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[emily 🍄 @emilysimile_]

@MaybeitsJorge jorge you’ve been cooking on twitter lately

[emily 🍄 @emilysimile_]

@MichaelaOkla idk if it’s on there but Why We Sleep by Matthew Walker is a great read about the psychology of sleeping and what it does for our brains and bodies!! i borrowed it from the library for a class but i enjoyed and learned so much from it i bought it after!!

[Jordan @thatgayyybitch]

me everyday since i started listening to chappell roan

[R @ri6nee]

me after connecting the dots

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

me after saying idgaf
https://t.co/Y8r7HDTLTt

[natasha @tashteshtish]

on this international women’s day we stand in solidarity with the women of Palestine who are resisting genocide, suffering through child birth and period poverty

[✧˖°⋆｡˚ rye ✧˖°⋆｡˚ @mariahniccole]

happy international women’s day 💘

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

this is how listening to casual and super graphic ultra modern girl back to back feels like

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

once i remembered who i was dealing with i got these immediately. if you want to play the psycho's game u must shift into Psycho Mindset

[Sabrina Brier @sabrinabrier]

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[Dashiell M. Silva @dashiellsilva]

Janet Jackson should haunt and terrorise every Super Bowl performance like she’s the Phantom of the Opera.