Emily Smith

[Emily Smith @emilysmith23]

@thameswater any idea how long the works at Fieldhouse Lane, Marlow are due to go on for? One lane of the A404 closed for tankers, it is incredibly disruptive during the rush hour and we already had to deal with this for weeks a few months ago.

[Emily Smith @emilysmith23]

@squeakybeanveg @Tesco very disappointing. Use by 13th august but already growing mould 🥴 waste of money.

[jack rem @jackremmington]

At least we got to see Grealish’s legs

[Jack Fennell 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFennellAuthor]

Greta Thunberg waiting in the tall grass for as long as it takes.

[James Topham @JamesTophamWord]

*flings open window* You, boy! What tier is it?

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

The promise of democracy is one person one vote.
Lumping votes into electoral colleges (or, in the UK, FPTP constituencies) breaks this promise.
These systems are a corruption of democracy.

[Kristen Clarke @KristenClarkeJD]

This is David McAtee.

He owned YaYa’s BBQ in Louisville, KY. He was in the barbecue business for 30 yrs and aspired to open up a brick & mortar restaurant. He fed cops who came by for free.

He was shot and killed by police today. His life mattered. #BreonnaTaylor #DavidMcAtee

[Emily Smith @emilysmith23]

So the garage that was going to service my car has just shut...I’m a nurse and need my car to get to work. Fab 🙃🙃 love this

[Emily Smith @emilysmith23]

Everytime I order books from Amazon they arrive dirty/creased 😩 My copy of The Testaments is filthy...not even worth the small saving when your book arrives in terrible condition. Lesson learnt 🙄

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

"You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words.” - @GretaThunberg. #UNGA

[Joe @onlyjoekin_]

DEAR UK,

WE FUCK UP GENERAL ELECTIONS
WE’VE FUCKED UP BREXIT,
BUT PRAISE THE LORD WE’VE GOT LOVE ISLAND 2019 RIGHT. JUSTICE IS SERVED!

#loveisland  #loveIslandfinal

[Ben Brown @__benbrown]

Tom: “Id like to revise my 7”

Maura: “Well ye can’t”

Tom: “well....... RATE THIS”

#LoveIsland

https://t.co/16kgN1s6S9

[katie @perfctlywrng]

#loveisland
yewande: exists
the entire british population:

[Emily Smith @emilysmith23]

Why did I put myself down for an extra shift today 🙃

[Emma Garrett @EmmaSGarrett]

Please DO NOT throw away your mascara wands.

Instead;
🙌 clean in warm soapy water
🙌 put in2 a ziploc bag
🙌 post them to THE NEW ARC

They r used to remove oil, larvae, fly eggs, mites, infections, mud etc

Nether Auquhadlie, Auchnagatt, Ellon, Aberdeenshire, AB41 8UW

[Rebecca Kavanagh @DrRJKavanagh]

A teenager just threw an egg at the Australian senator who issued a vile racist statement blaming Muslims for the Christchurch mosque shootings.

This is how he responded.

[Emily Smith @emilysmith23]

Can’t actually believe we got each other the same card #dwightschrute

[Soph 🪩 @sophdoeslife]

baffles me how quickly someone can forget about you