𝑒𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 ♡☾❆

25 | BSc Psychology graduate, MA Education pending 🎓| 🌏

[𝑒𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 ♡☾❆ @emilysmithyy]

Our Uber Eats delivery guy asked us if we needed a license to have our 'fox'

Now all I can see is a fox:

[Mercedes @mercedes_s_s_]

*Me trying to sleep*
My intrusive thoughts coming in:
#Eurovision #Eurovision2023 #Finland

[. @toops99]

Me when the alert came through at 2:59pm and not 3pm

#EmergencyAlert

[f1damien @f1damien_]

Max Verstappen at the end of this year #MaxVerstappen #checoperez #F1

[Matt Gallagher @MattP1Gallagher]

Why should Perez ever help Verstappen again after that radio message...

Crazy stuff

[𝑒𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 ♡☾❆ @emilysmithyy]

I have just found out that my contact photo on Luke’s phone is a cheese toastie… when I call him a CHEESE TOASTIE APPEARS

[emmy ! :-) @punkflop]

bf who falls asleep the second his head hits the pillow 🤝 gf who has to spend 3 hours assessing her past, present and future before she can even close her eyes

[𝑒𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 ♡☾❆ @emilysmithyy]

Sitting in IKEA eating our meatballs and left our trolley in the trolley park, and someone literally took our stuff out of the trolley and took the trolley with them… around the corner are stacks of unused trolleys… WHY

[Talia Mar @TaliaMar]

Taken me this long to realise Reddit is ‘read it’.

Embarrassed and ashamed.

[Toc @TocHendrix]

i don’t job shame, car shame, or shame people for where they stay. it’s so unnecessary fr.

[𝑒𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 ♡☾❆ @emilysmithyy]

I start my MA back up this week and just found out I have a 10-5 lecture on Saturday… WHAT

[libs 🛼 @libsrose07]

Anyone else have to check appointment dates and times about 7000 times before turning up incase you get it wrong 🤣

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Wagatha Christie level detective work Keiron.

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

a gentle reminder: you’re better than the narrative that your anxiety is creating in your head.

[𝑒𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 ♡☾❆ @emilysmithyy]

@Tesco #YoursForTheMaking

[𝑒𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 ♡☾❆ @emilysmithyy]

Honestly the amount of #AprilFools I have fallen for today is unreal

[Ellie @ellswindlehurst]

Mini eggs must be laced with crack, there’s no other explanation for them being so addictive

[shauna @wednesdaysadums]

‘we’re ALL going to get covid at some stage!!’ speak for your fuckin self i am dodging this thing like a pro and intend to continue doing so

[garshét @ShayGlizzyy]

going into the new year with no expectations. i just wanna be happy, make money, and more memories! 😌