Emily

I only know I want to be wonderful ❤

[Emily @emilythebern]

Totally forgot how good an insult calling someone a limp noodle was until I read @theskimm 's email header 😂

[Emily @emilythebern]

Can't wait to enjoy real fall, starting in 24 hours #backinne

[Emily @emilythebern]

Spontaneous adventures with @keriannwutwut are the best #ghosthunters

[Emily @emilythebern]

The bitch is back, after a year hiatus

[Emily @emilythebern]

Carole has ruined Me Too forever..

[Emily @emilythebern]

@b_dohoney1 😘😘

[Emily @emilythebern]

Spilled wet cereal on my foot. Now I have soggy rice crispies in my toes.

[Emily @emilythebern]

@b_dohoney1 @BMWSequeI 😂😂😂🤗

[Emily @emilythebern]

"The only thing that I will be waving is your decapitated head in front of your weeping mother!" #favequote #ParksandRec

[Emily @emilythebern]

That terrifying moment when you have a wasp stuck in the car with you, and neither of you want to be there 🐝

[Emily @emilythebern]

People need to learn how to fucking drive in a rotary and not cut people off

[Emily @emilythebern]

@b_dohoney1 says the guy who lives on his PlayStation and Xbox...

[Emily @emilythebern]

Chad's attitude makes me think of the sing Too Many Dudes on the Dancefloor #lookitup

[Emily @emilythebern]

@b_dohoney1 pees more than a woman in her first trimester

[Emily @emilythebern]

I'll take that private island right about now

[Emily @emilythebern]

What doesn't break my testicles only makes them stronger! #genebelcher #BobsBurgers

[Emily @emilythebern]

#thatawkwardmoment when you want to clean your room but lay down on your bed and fall asleep

[Emily @emilythebern]

@b_dohoney1 😂😂😂

[Emily @emilythebern]

@b_dohoney1 uhhhh yea, probs not #winewillalwaysloveme

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

Today is a day to remember the men and women who make the ultimate sacrifice to protect our freedom. God bless you all! #MemorialDay2016