pandemily

I'm someone's mom.

[pandemily @emilythemu]

Adjusting to waking up after Daylight Savings: difficult. Adjusting to eating lunch: easy.

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This is my first “tweet” on X. Shout out to my people who love food but *hate* your clothes smelling like food ✌️

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@JoshuaG19367959 @RX_forLiberty Seems a lot of those reasons are essentially “because someone made a mistake” or the protocol prior to birth is flawed. I was not expecting that.

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@atensnut Saying “girlhood” is the part that’s getting me…other than the obvious, it’s also beer. I don’t think a cigarette brand could celebrate childhood and fly.

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The biggest lie I tell myself y is that I’m going to remember how I got that bruise.

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Am I getting stronger, or are pistachios easier to open these days?

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I wish my brain could remember anything half as well as it remembers Dave Matthews Band lyrics I memorized in seventh grade.

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We all know someone with this reaction 😆

[Elaine Rojas-Castillo @ElaineRCTV]

I think it's safe to say... I don't like bees. @tmj4

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@KySweenz It’s really mind blowing!

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Yesterday my husband told me he’d never seen “Charlie bit my finger” and today he’s never see The River Willd…I realize these are two different genres but 🤯

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No better way to go through all the emotions in the morning than dropping a half of a bagel aaaaaand it landing cream cheese side up 😅

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I keep thinking of that raccoon trying to wet it’s cotton candy when I watch this…

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Accidentally made a weird GIF

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How much willpower do you have to have to say “no” when Panera asks you if you want to add a cookie to your order for 99 cents? What a STEAL! What a TREAT!

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It’s a No from me for live action Pinocchio.

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Enjoying the musical stylings of our neighbor. As he mows his lawn and sings off key with headphones on. #summeristhebest

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My Uber driver asked me to explain the appeal of Real Chili and…he asked the right person 😆

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I’m Facebook friends with several of my husband’s cousins’ ex-spouses and I don’t know what to do with that information.

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Am I back? And i tweeting again? #xoxogossipgirl