Emily Tingle

My life is going great, except for the parts that involve people.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals https://t.co/MM3jbtA9ea

[Emily Tingle @emilytingle]

@tedcruz I saw someone else call you a shit weasel, so I just want to do the same you absolute shit weasel.

[Emily Tingle @emilytingle]

@HawleyMO @simonschuster Why do these GOP clowns never understand the First Amendment? Is Hawley under the impression that the Bill of Rights guarantees book deals to every white man who looks like a sentient pair of khaki pants?

[Emily Tingle @emilytingle]

@SenTedCruz Shut up with the crocodile tears, you caused this. You should feel bad about everything you have chosen to be.

[Emily Tingle @emilytingle]

@HawleyMO This violence is your fault. You should feel bad about yourself.

[Emily Tingle @emilytingle]

@AyannaPressley Student debt cancellation would not affect me directly (I paid mine off) and I fully support it, because folks shouldn’t have to go into debt to get an education! #CancelStudentDebt

[Emily Tingle @emilytingle]

I want to believe that this is the truth, because the alternative is too terrifying

[Emily Tingle @emilytingle]

@P4AHCF You should feel bad about your choice of career. Private healthcare is killing people.

[Emily Tingle @emilytingle]

“Will you shut up, man?” Biden speaking my thoughts. #Debates2020

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

However this goes, if Democrats win the Senate, they must:

1. End the filibuster.

2. Push for statehood for PR and DC.

3. Add two justices to Supreme Court.

4. Aggressive gerrymandering reform.

5. Aggressive voting rights act.

Fuck norms. Let’s be a democracy.

[Emily Tingle @emilytingle]

Using accessibility as a cover to brag about making life harder for the unhoused population is not a good look.

[MBTA @MBTA]

As we work toward #BuildingABetterT, our System-Wide Accessibility team reviews every element of service to see how we can make it more accessible, convenient, and rider-friendly. One of our latest #TAccess upgrades is the addition of armrests to benches in 4 core stations.

[Emily Tingle @emilytingle]

I worked the polls at the MA primary yesterday, and would encourage everyone who can to do so in November! It was exhausting and totally worth it.

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

Wow, weird how the same people who said they wanted "peaceful protests" are now Very Upset at NBA players for protesting in literally the most peaceful way possible

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Nothing says summer like ordering stamps while crying.

[Emily Tingle @emilytingle]

betty and Betty are my mid-2020 salvation

[Bianca Del Rio @TheBiancaDelRio]

UNITED STATES..... you is a MESS, GURL! 😩😩😩😩😩😩

[Emily Tingle @emilytingle]

Look at these completely legitimate non-addressed and non-stamped thank you notes in exactly the same handwriting. Very cool very cool

[Austin Police Department @Austin_Police]

We can’t express enough how grateful we are to serve you, Austin. Our officers have been working around the clock during these unprecedented times and thank everyone who took the time to write and make our day a little brighter. #OneAustinSaferTogether #Thankful

[Emily Tingle @emilytingle]

@HouseGOP Is this...a joke? I truly assumed this was satire.

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

if my job required me to shoot rubber bullets and pepper spray at innocent people, i would simply find a new job

[Emily Tingle @emilytingle]

I know it’s a cliche for a white girl from rural Arizona to love Willie Nelson, but holy cow I love Willie Nelson.