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goodmorning

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Still washed

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guys I’m washed

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guys I’m washed

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lé

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This is actually one of my best tweets ever

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when the homie about to win but you’ve been plotting on them for a minute

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I still am

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i used to be so salty 😒

[ms rat 🐀 @ratbitebaby]

misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?

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We’ve gone full square

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no one told me that gaining muscle would turn me into a rectangle

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It’s salty now there’s a ring of my own salt on it

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my car seat when i’m done with hot yoga

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Immersion blender to the brain

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I feel like my life is better when I tweet so we’re gonna test the waters here

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I once asked her how many times she’s heard about rock climbing from her clients (she didn’t answer)

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I don’t need therapy I have rocks and an oven

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Jk i really need that girl

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It had to happen at some point

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in my I work at a coffee shop era

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@NaomiFrisch I thought you loved the rain!!

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When will I be released from the shackles

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@souporsonic_ Extremely powerful

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Need someone to whisper in my ear the way that Alex Scally whispers the occasional ad lib into his little microphone

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I’ve had trench foot two times in one week

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I love being bipedal