emily

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Anything Bot @anythingbott]

Gordon Ramsay has been banned in Club Penguin forever

[ً ឵឵ @cIutchs]

me: “i’m not even that drunk”

also me 20 minutes later looking at a security camera:

[emily @emilywallick_]

@legellemarie congrats!! :)

[emily @emilywallick_]

i can't tell which one is my favorite

[sab 🪬 @svbrinaaaxo]

why olaf lowkey hit that

[pao rodriguez @sighpaola]

If you don’t have this hair cut, don’t even THINK about wearing boots. It’s a lifestyle not a fashion..

[will @wills_account]

too easy. it's a guitar

[emily @emilywallick_]

@legellemarie yes i am:)

[emily @emilywallick_]

me to myself: stop eating food u know is gonna make u sick
also me: eats a pint of ben & jerry's in one sitting

[emily @emilywallick_]

do u think the queen of england ever partied too hard and blacked out??

[emily @emilywallick_]

imagine still thinking that the way you dress makes you an easy target and is the reason you get assaulted

[emily @emilywallick_]

truly a shame😪

[NPR @NPR]

American spending on hard seltzer has spiked 210% from the previous year.

Demand is so high that liquor stores nationwide have run out of White Claw, a popular brand of the boozy beverage. (@hereandnow) https://t.co/LEHBi8mUrK

[christine jessica @rosesinsoho]

the world is lucky to have you in it

[emily @emilywallick_]

daily reminder: use ur freakin blinker!!! it ain’t that hard

[maya @11welayam]

lgbt stands for lets get blazed tonight