Emily Wilke

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[Emily Wilke @emilywilllke]

Someone please tell me how to stop biting my nails and my skin around my nails, I just want nice hands for fuck sake 😫😫😫

[Emily Wilke @emilywilllke]

I’m not watching the super bowl

[Emily Wilke @emilywilllke]

Can someone please bring their puppy over to my house for just a few hours? I have fever like no other

[Emily Wilke @emilywilllke]

I feel ridiculous wanting an UGG comforter that is $90... but.... you guys.... need to feel this Sherpa fucking comforter omg

[Emily Wilke @emilywilllke]

I really want to watch The Ranch but josh is asleep and he gets mad when I watch it without him 😒

[Emily Wilke @emilywilllke]

I find it weird that people will wear a short sleeve shirt with a scarf on, if you’re warm enough for no sleeves then why tf are you wearing a scarf

[Emily Wilke @emilywilllke]

Why am I not Phoebe Buffay

[Emily Wilke @emilywilllke]

If the Rockefeller Christmas tree went up I can go get mine now right?

[Emily Wilke @emilywilllke]

I FINALLY HAD A SEC TO PUT HER HAIR IN A PONY TAIL 😭😭😭 btw peep Henry in the back 💙

[Emily Wilke @emilywilllke]

Just bought surveillance cameras for my house.... adulting at its finest

[Emily Wilke @emilywilllke]

I was a bitchy gf this morning because josh has been hunting all day but he’s making it up to me and bringing me home a steak sub and French fries and I’m happy again

[Emily Wilke @emilywilllke]

Life will go a lot smoother if you have a pocket chap stick, a car chap stick, a purse chapstick and a night stand chap stick. Your welcome.

[Emily Wilke @emilywilllke]

First Christmas in the new house so I am decorating on November 1st JUDGE ME

[Emily Wilke @emilywilllke]

You know you’re adulting when you have to decide who to go through for garbage kick up 🙄

[Emily Wilke @emilywilllke]

Life is throwing me some serious curve balls 😭

[Emily Wilke @emilywilllke]

I already took my AC units out 😭😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Emily Wilke @emilywilllke]

Literally so scared to get my flu shot

[Emily Wilke @emilywilllke]

@ash_wilke I hate you so much

[Emily Wilke @emilywilllke]

@ash_wilke ???