Emily W

it’s like a sauna in here // she/her

[Emily W @emilywolc]

Not insta famous enough to get DMs from actual Bills players but juuuust hot enough to get hit on by the National Anthem guy

[Emily W @emilywolc]

@jbfan911 Wondering what book it is… for a friend

[Emily W @emilywolc]

This bear lives near me and his name is Tripod (for obvious reasons.) He recently made national news for drinking white claws out of someone’s patio fridge. We stan Tripod

[Barstool Florida @UFBarstool]

Add 3 legged bear to the Florida bingo card

[Emily W @emilywolc]

I have to be the hottest person at jury duty for some reason

[leftern @lefternco]

“you must be a drunk tpain singing the shout song if you think the bills are winning sunday.”

me:

[Emily W @emilywolc]

Just walked the bath & bodyworks candle I’m burning from the living room to my bedroom. Feeling connected to the cutie victorian girl I was in a past life

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[Emily W @emilywolc]

I had an interview this morning and when they asked me what my hobbies are I told three very serious lawyers that I liked to “float in the pool”

[Emily W @emilywolc]

When I’m president, any company that says “your order has been shipped” when they just created a shipping label will have to refund your entire order and give you two day shipping

[Emily W @emilywolc]

@rvhomeyet_ Workout dresses (specifically the Abercrombie traveler dresses) with a button down cotton/linen shirt have been my uniform in FL lately, literally so comfy and versatile and doesn’t make me want to kms in the heat

[Emily W @emilywolc]

Instead of understanding RBV as Red Bull vodka all my brain could think of was Ruth Bader Vinsburg

[Emily W @emilywolc]

@taylorjherne Sooooo curious how many homeless people could have been fed/housed for the price of these ads 🥴

[Emily W @emilywolc]

Literally all I want is for my children to not have to buy me a “one before I die” shirt

[Emily W @emilywolc]

@Buffalojilll This is so good

[Emily W @emilywolc]

@shanrugg Honestly probably

[Emily W @emilywolc]

@shanrugg Idk but I think our theatre kids are friends

[Emily W @emilywolc]

@GennaDavis3 Note to self never ever get a spray tan in Belgium!!

[Emily W @emilywolc]

Purchase courtesy of 1 bottle of aldis wine

[Emily W @emilywolc]

Mandatory vasectomies for men who wear bluetooths in public

[Emily W @emilywolc]

What the heck is “spangled” ?? Why did he choose that word

[Emily W @emilywolc]

Publix carrying Sahlen’s hot dogs is the only good thing about America rn