Emily

[Emily @emilyyem]

In perhaps the most Minnesotan moment of my life, I apologized when someone stepped on MY foot at a concert.

[Emily @emilyyem]

@lolacoaster I was just looking through my old tweets and damn... this hits truer than ever

[Emily @emilyyem]

HELLO PEOPLE WHO ARE SAD ABOUT BETTY WHITE. Please care about non-famous senior citizens (and their caregivers), too

[Emily @emilyyem]

@laurjahnig Hi Laura, I haven't been on Twitter for quite awhile so I just saw this. Sending love and strength your way ❤️

[peter’s golf cart @petersgolfcart]

WELLS IS A FUCKING ANGEL

#BachelorInParadise

[Emily @emilyyem]

@aronMG89 DUDE. It is like they're saying "science?? I don't know her."

[Emily @emilyyem]

There is only one correct answer here

[Tina Range @TinaRange]

your thoughts on birds -

[Emily @emilyyem]

In case you wanna know what it's like to be 30, I just got excited to use my favorite *tupperware* for my lunch tomorrow

[Emily @emilyyem]

Justin trying to not look *too relieved* knowing he narrowly escaped the wrath of Aunt Lindsey #thebachelorette #TheBacheloretteABC

[jaybaybaaaay @jaybaybaaaay]

Watching Katie’s aunt become the villain of this season #TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteFinale #TheBacheloretteABC

[Emily @emilyyem]

@sydthakid98x Hahaha fr tho

[Jordan @jrod2332]

Blake listening to his sister call his ass out LMAOOOOOO #BacheloretteABC #bachelorette

[Emily @emilyyem]

To whomever stole my target package... wow you scored BIG with that 2.99 cuticle trimmer 🤦‍♀️

[Emily @emilyyem]

@insinnerate Sending ~good vibes~ or whatever you need to feel better. I know it seems so superficial but like, just know that even though life is shit sometimes, there are still people who think you're pretty rad. 💜

[Emily @emilyyem]

@lolacoaster Hello hi I am a nurse. Does it hurt worse if you press and then remove pressure? Do you have nausea? Fever? If so, these are classic appendicitis symptoms. If not, and it doesnt pass soon.. go see a doc!

[Emily @emilyyem]

My cat stole my leftover mac n cheese pizza off the counter and tbh I am D I S T R A U G H T

[Emily @emilyyem]

@darinweed Idk. I think it's just making light of idiotic hypocrisy of folks out there who are going to refuse the vaccine despite the fact they wouldn't think twice about snorting coke with a communal dollar bill or drinking beer from a beer bong

[Emily @emilyyem]

Did I sob while eating a donut today? You be the judge.

[Emily @emilyyem]

@aronMG89 But it IS a book. And a good one at that!

[Emily @emilyyem]

@devdevnumnums Same. 99.5 of my (admittedly far too vast) wardrobe is either Target or J.Crew, gotta get those deals!

[Emily @emilyyem]

@JaydChristine7 "Opioids" and "Shirley" lol, gotta love writing lots of care plans for the elderly 😝