Emily McCarthy

[Emily McCarthy @emilyylloydd]

I love all of the David Letterman interviews on his Netflix show except for Robert Downey jr who is a complete tool with zero amount of humbleness.

[Emily McCarthy @emilyylloydd]

People really like machine gun Kelly? And like think he’s good?

[Emily McCarthy @emilyylloydd]

I always feel like candles are dumb gifts like I can never bring myself to give one to someone but I LOVE getting candles as presents

[Emily McCarthy @emilyylloydd]

Cruise control is a serious luxury... from the perspective of someone who has put over 70k miles on their 2008 standard car with manual crank windows and no automatic locks in the last 2 years

[Emily McCarthy @emilyylloydd]

I can’t understand how McDonald’s, a hamburger place, coffee is better than Dunkin’ Donuts, a place literally built around coffee☕️

[Emily McCarthy @emilyylloydd]

Ryan just told me our future kids aren’t allowed to wear vans and now I need a whole new man

[Emily McCarthy @emilyylloydd]

I just want to get to a point in my life where I’m ironing my clothes with an actual iron instead of with my hair straightener

[Emily McCarthy @emilyylloydd]

Why do I have flannel sheets on my bed? I took them off last week, washed them, and put them back on... 90 degrees, no ac, no fan. I’m dead.

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Syracuse landlord to Cuomo: We have bills to pay, too (Commentary) https://t.co/5FKJkxHdyC

[Emily McCarthy @emilyylloydd]

Nights shifts really fuck me up. I don’t know how I did it for as long as I did. What day is it rn I don’t even know 💤💤💤

[Emily McCarthy @emilyylloydd]

2 people commented on my “accent” this week... that’s not an accent that’s just the upstate New York hick in me coming out

[Emily McCarthy @emilyylloydd]

Reminiscing on the nearly 2 ish years in college where I really only downloaded music by female musicians not that I disliked music by guys I was just really into the lady artists at that time🤷🏻‍♀️

[Emily McCarthy @emilyylloydd]

Besides the boards, I have only have one more test during anesthesia school... damn that feels good 💯

[Emily McCarthy @emilyylloydd]

All these people complaining about their skin after having to wear masks all day and I’m here like hello my skins been used to this for 2.5 yrs now but I feel your pain

[Emily McCarthy @emilyylloydd]

@AlStirpe2020 Thank you for supporting NY A01745! I am a Student Registered Nurse Anesthetist at Albany Medical College. I am looking forward to returning to your district this November as a CRNA, hoping to practice to my full scope, for the health and safety of our community!

[Emily McCarthy @emilyylloydd]

I cook so infrequently and hate doing it that yesterday I cut up lettuce and my boyfriends mom said she was impressed

[Emily McCarthy @emilyylloydd]

Madison’s (from the bachelor) dad looks like he runs a cult. Everyone loved her but she just really bothered me.

[Emily McCarthy @emilyylloydd]

#healthcare

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You are also probably the ones wearing gloves to the groceries store. Please. SMH.

[Emily McCarthy @emilyylloydd]

This pandemic has made me realize that EVERYONE thinks they’re a medical professional with a degree in epidemiology

[Emily McCarthy @emilyylloydd]

The general public: everyone should be tested even if they aren’t symptomatic... how does that make any sense? Are we going to test everyone every day? Stick to what you know people, public health obv ain’t it.