It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine anymore… it’s all yours. 🤍
https://t.co/Mc0L20io4X
My fav thing is when people are like “omg did you see that Taylor swift ….”
YES
Rest assured that I saw it.
I saw it 0.2 seconds after it happened.
I pay more attention to this woman than any other thing in my life.
But thx for your two week old update
As I’ve said before, no one should be in jail just for using or possessing marijuana.
Today, I’m taking steps to end our failed approach. Allow me to lay them out.
I just learned that if a hermit crab finds a new shell that is too big it will wait for other hermit crabs who need new shells to gather and then they will organize themselves by size and trade shells and I am pissed that the crabs have a better housing market than we do
While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.
@EMakemson I just don’t see why it should have to be a requirement to be on the show (in her eyes)... it’s all about getting to know each other. It just made her seem a little full of herself in my opinion.